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Topic #1307590
nojobny - New cowbonic entry: Sturtle = Sterile NT 0 Replies #1307590 9:37PM 01/09/2004
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Topic #1307597
nojobny - Now the HG are trying to remember some of CB's other Cowbonics entries NT 0 Replies #1307597 9:38PM 01/09/2004
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Topic #1307627
nojobny - Mar: I won't give Ariad a symphathy vote but I'll give her a symphathy f*ck. NT 0 Replies #1307627 9:45PM 01/09/2004
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Topic #1307657
Nelloj77 - Nak and M saying drunk in the hot tub talking smack about 0 Replies #1307657 9:52PM 01/09/2004
Karen, saying that she kisses everyones ass! Dr is practicing the ball game, he's really good at it, so Nak and M are jokingly pretending to kiss his ass. Both sayins "Please don't put us up next week new Hoh." Nak ripping on Karen good naturdly for talking to Adria. Then Marvin calls Karen a prison Bi**H.!
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Topic #1307659
Gokoro - M: Where's Karen. Why isn't her nasty ass in here? 0 Replies #1307659 9:52PM 01/09/2004
Cowboy: She's with Adria.
Marvin: Oh f*ck Adria. Trying to get a sympathy vote. I'm sending you back to your sister, you big b!tch!
Nakomis: Tell us how you really feel. Paint us a picture.

...

Nakomis: She actually talked to me in the first time in a week.
Marvin: Did she try to get a sympathy vote from you?
Drew: No.
Nakomis: She knows better than to try to get a sympathy vote from me.
Diane: Me too.
Marvin: I'll give her a sympathy f*ck. And end it with the (something) words - "In you or on you, ya big bitch?"

Diane then turns to Cowboy and asks him trivia about Sex and the City (something about one of them giving a sympathy f*ck to a guy with cancer)


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Topic #1307668
Alaskagirl - Marvin and Nik playing "Things Karen would say to a HOH" with Dr cuz he is playing ball game well 0 Replies #1307668 9:54PM 01/09/2004
and Marv says that K is like a for real prison bit*h. Marv is making fun of Karen to Nik and saying that K talks about being poor, and makes the connection of cable to watch Soprano's her saying she has no money.
Nik agrees and quotes her by saying "If you can live off one job.." and Marv says a few more things about Larry not working and then Nik says that she can see that K would need an agent, so she doesnt get screwed
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Topic #1307748
Caribou - Dr, Di, Nak in BY. Di & Drew trying to pull each other's pants down. Now Dr checking to see if the hand washing 1 Replies #1307748 10:10PM 01/09/2004
wringer will take his fingers through. Wondering if it hurts. Suggests others try theirs to put them through.

Drew - ow...gee that does hurt
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Gokoro - Diane throws a piece of food into a spiderweb but it goes right through. #1307785 10:17PM 01/09/2004
Nakomis: Diane, you suck.
Diane: I know I suck.
Drew: *smiling* No, you don't!

Nakomis and Diane laugh.

Diane: Hmmm, maybe I could handle Drew.
Drew: I don't think your mouth is big enough.
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Topic #1307773
Caribou - A and K general chat as they hang their feet in the HT; Di, Nak messing with spiders in web in BY, Marv wandering the yard NT 0 Replies #1307773 10:15PM 01/09/2004
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Topic #1307801
Caribou - Drew and Marv playing condom ball; Di and Nat at table in BY, planning to play Euchre NT 0 Replies #1307801 10:20PM 01/09/2004
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Topic #1307859
Zazny - Di thinks that A has 2 beers saved in the fridge 0 Replies #1307859 10:32PM 01/09/2004
Di: She probably plans on getting to them before she walks out that door. Maybe she'll forget about them and we'll get 2 extra beers!

She notices "broken glass everywhere."
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Topic #1307905
Zazny - Cowboy thinking about going on the Amazing Race 1 Replies #1307905 10:43PM 01/09/2004
[I didn't know what they were talking about until the end]

CB: I hope the stipend is more than $1000 a day.
Marv: forget that, they need to give me $100,000 to show up
CB: Really? 100 grand? Well we know they'll be calling you.

Cowboy sees Adria walk by and turns around and follows her to bathroom

CB: How about you? The Amazing Race?

Feeds switch before A can answer.
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Zazny - Now he's trying to explain it to A #1307913 10:45PM 01/09/2004
Come in late

CB: ...they give you 3 days to get somewhere or 2 days or 1 day
A: Ever been anywhere other than US?
CB: I want to go to Mexico, Australia, Hawaii
A: I've been to Mexico (turns to small talk)
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Topic #1307941
Zazny - CB and A small talk on Vegas, Cowboy's admiration of Julia Stiles, Cowboy thinks BB5 cast has lots of future stars 0 Replies #1307941 10:52PM 01/09/2004
They talk about the Venetian casino. A says it was neat because they have the gondolas.

A: It has one of the best convention centers there
CB: They have casinos there?
A: Yes, it is a casino hotel...I'm trying to think what shows are there
CB: CSI?
A: No.
CB: Casino?
A: No. I mean the shows there. Like Blue Man Group...

Cowboy loves Julia Stiles' "work." They get confused about "O" and "Save the Last Dance."

CB: I started to watch her on Ten Things About You. That's when I started watching her [and became a fan].
A: Did you see Mona Lisa Smile?
CB: I did. I am a big Julia Roberts fan so to see them both.
A: You like the name Julia.
CB... they are just good actresses. She [Stiles] has charisma...so does Roberts. It's not the name. I would love to do a film with her because she's more my age.
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CB: I can honestly say that you and your sister have some potential [in entertainment business] because of the way you pulled this off.
A: Wow
CB: I'm being honest. Lots of people love to have twins in movies, especially identical. I think a lot of people have a chance more than any other cast. I think I have a chance. I'm not trying to brag. I can do so much. I rather do romance, but I can be Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey kind of style.
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Topic #1307956
Zazny - Cowboy will create role for the twins in his sitcom 0 Replies #1307956 10:56PM 01/09/2004
CB: I think I can find a spot for you in my sitcom. I can use you [twins]. The one idea I have, CBS won't pick that up but HBO might.

A: Is this something you want to star in? Write, produce or both

CB: My #1 is act, then write, then produce.
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Topic #1307975
Zazny - Cowboy sending Natalie's Breck a couple of his country songs 0 Replies #1307975 10:58PM 01/09/2004
[He says Breck will direct it to the right people]

[A says you should probably focus on one thing]

CB: I have a lot of dreams...I think I could throw a country song together and still do my acting. I say I can do a country song because my life is a country song. I have a tear in my beer and that kind of situation.
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April wants me to do soaps, but she wouldn't mind the rest. I would like to do motion pictures. I like about sitcoms is you get to work with the same cast. I would pick a sitcom because the reason why is you get the right cast, you're working with a lot of talent. They're like your family.
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Topic #1308013
Zazny - Cowboy defines on screen chemistry 0 Replies #1308013 11:04PM 01/09/2004
CB: This is the best cast! A lot of [us can act and do good]

A: Who is the best here

CB: I like Lori's charisma...I want her in my sitcom. I could do a romance scene with her a lot easier than I could with ___. There's something about her. Or there's some that's just a friend.

A: Or you can pick someone like myself, who you can be tickled can't be serious with.

CB: Let be me honest. She's not my type.

A: So there is no lust factor

CB: You and Natalie are more my type. Let me be honest. I like a girl with meat. Lori is more thin. I more blonde brunette type and Lori has more black hair. SHe's short, I like taller women.

A: So you must be hot for me, then! Blonde, meat, tall. (A starts laughing)

CB: On the big screen, you and I are more friends. We could do a comedy together, but I don't feel a romance between you and I on the screen. Lori, there's a friendship, but not as close as you and I or Nat and myself. Lori is more the one I think that...

A: Not being your type it makes it fair for April too.

CB: ... yeah

A says she would not mind hooking up as a video babe for Tim McGraw.

A: If I had to, you know, jump in a pond with him and get all wet, I would not mind that. If his next song says roll in the hay, I could do that. I'm game.
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Topic #1308069
Zazny - Acting is Cowboy's dream 0 Replies #1308069 11:14PM 01/09/2004
CB: I want to give Chason a life I didn't have...pay his books for college, he can play any sport he wants to. I am the type of guy to put my dreams on hold so she can do her thing. And this came up and now I am doing my dreams and she's at home. Her dream is on hold. I hope something happens. If I don't think I can do it, I won't do it.

A: I can see you going after it. [You're not going to wait for them to come for you]

CB: At least for a little bit. That's the thing about me. I don't give up

A: They might make a Big Brother movie...that's always a part of the paperwork.

CB: I would do it! If I could play another character.

A: Who would you play?

CB: Probably Cowboy.

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CB: The only thing bad about me is I have a Southern accent.
A: [Sometimes the role requires the accent]
CB: Well look at Adam Sandler movies, he sometimes have a Southern guy in there
A: Look at Matthew McConaughey...he never loses his accent

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CB: I haven't shown everything I could possibly do.
A: Are you talking about your skits? Or being yourself?
CB: What I can bring to a sitcom
A: Did you have that in mind?
CB: When I was doing skits with y'all. I do it for practice, too. I work with people who I see potential... [twins, Dr, Lori, Jase, some Di] I like to work because everyone is an individual. I know what Drew is gonna say next...on somethings. You I'm getting there.
A: I can throw you off, can't I, tho
CB: You can make me think
A: I like to challenge you. Keep you on your toes.

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CB: Drew and I. I could see him as my best friend in my sitcom.
A: You want to have a big hand in casting?
CB: I would love to cast my own people! I know I can work off y'all. I can feel. Several more with have to go through interviews. [You would all have to still try out for your roles]. I know who I could work off. Then I would have a casting call.
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Topic #1308103
Zazny - Diane would play the spunky florist 0 Replies #1308103 11:20PM 01/09/2004
Diane and Drew would be kind of locked in a dating battle and would not hook up until the last episode. Diane's role would be small.

Cowboy: I see that spunk in her, because she has it. It's a little scene, but it could be a HUGE scene.
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Topic #1308151
Zazny - CB's sitcom premise 0 Replies #1308151 11:28PM 01/09/2004
CB: I know where, attitudes and personalities, I can throw these people in.
A: What if people are already acting and you don't know their personalities?
CB: You mean like Jase? He's a weird character. He would be the weird, crazy guy. He would play that good because he's cocky. He's a cocky guy I could put in there somewhere. Maybe a cocky server. Or a cocky coffee shop attendant. I don't know what I could do with him, but I have an idea. I could throw him in there.
A: What would be the heart of the sitcom.
CB: Heart? What do you mean.
A: [Well like Friends, they are friends, hang in a coffee shop, 2 apts, ]
CB: I would like to do a spinoff of that type of situation, but I don't want to do a coffee shop. Everyday concept type thing. That's why I wanted Lori, Drew, myself, and Will... I can see him there. You have to have the gay guy!
A: You know in Hollywood, a lot of gay actors don't play gay roles. And gay roles are done by straight actors
CB: [Yeah...Well I want Lori, Drew, myself, and maybe one other female] Lori has a crush on me since day one.
A: Who are you? Like job? In a city?
CB: We'll be in LA. But I would love to bring the Cowboy in this. I moved in from Texas. Day one you know that.
A: You are a cowboy, then.
CB: Yes. I meet all these friends, from all these different places. Maybe a college thing. Where we go same college.
A: To pull you all together
CB: Like Saved by the Bell. Lori always had a crush on me. Drew & I would always date women...
A: You'd be roommates.
CB: Right. Lori hated what we did, specially me. Lori would get on me about how we treat woman. She's jealous. She doesn't have the balls to tell me she likes me. I want the gay guy so she could be closer to the gay guy and he knows this. She cries to him. I want the gay guy to have a crush on Drew, but it would never happen
A: Side comedy, like
CB: Right, side comedy. They would talk back and forth. The gay guy and Drew would never date. You can do so much comedy with the gay guy. Like if he's drunk and accidentally kisses Drew. You more or less have one night stands. [Lori helps me with math and spends time with me...] she hints around.
A: I get it. Audience gets the feel for it but you don't know
CB: She gets her heart broke all the time by me, but I don't realize it. That's as far as I got.
A: You got a lot to go off
CB: Right
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Topic #1308162
Zazny - Adria's show idea 0 Replies #1308162 11:29PM 01/09/2004
A: For me I was thinking more like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, where I can kick some vampire's ass.

Cowboy gets up to leave to play Euchre when BB gives the 30 min warning

CB: I will get you a kick ass scene.
A: Maybe I was your ex, and I saw Lori getting close to you and I have to kick her ass?
CB: You just gave me an idea
A: Are you a vampire and then I have to kick your ass?
CB: No. Close
A: You're a werewolf? All that hair you got. Am I getting warmer?
CB: *beat* yeah.
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Topic #1308189
Caribou - Drew has heartburn. Di - you ok baby? Dr - no problem babe 0 Replies #1308189 11:37PM 01/09/2004
Nak - awwww you called her babe

Drew - I hate that word

(lol)
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Topic #1308235
Zazny - A saved her grilled cheese crust for K, talk about CB & Lori 0 Replies #1308235 11:46PM 01/09/2004
K likes to snack on bread crust, I guess.

A: He told me I could be a yoga instructor in his sitcom. Maybe I can be more than a yoga instructor? Can I have more than that? Maybe you can have a crush on me or something. Who knows, he's such a creative guy... what's funny is he's casting everybody from Big Brother

K giggles.

A: He has Lori who loves him...he is not his type so that wouldn't be a problem with April.

K is talking without BB turning her mic on.

A: He can't say anything but good about Lori because of her time. I would like to see Lori [if she stayed long enough to fight]

K: [Oh she showed some guts] She went nuts on Jase. She came on like an Italian spitfire. SHe was the first person to put someone in their place.

A: Do you remember what she said?

K: It was Jase or Scott...Marvin too [because of the harassment]

A: She got sick of that. I liked that.

K: I remember her looking at me with those puppy dog eyes saying. "Please, I want to go home. I want to eat pizza. I might get cold feet, but don't let me stay here."

A: She turned around to me and said "Help Me!" Like please don't let me stay here. She got a good deal.

K: She did.
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