Diane: <Talking about America’s Choice> Yeah, cause I’m going. You know what, honestly. You and me are the only two people to go do that.
Drew: It’s ‘Young’ and the ‘Restless’.
Diane: I mean seriously, cowboy please…nobody wants to see f’king cowboy on the Y&R, nobody wants to see Marvin, nobody wants to see Karen, seriously…in all reality let’s see which two people are going to go. It’s going to be me or you depending on whether they want a guy or a girl and as far as we know cbs might rig this sh!t up and pick one of us.
Drew: That’s what I’m saying.
Diane: Seriously, it’s up to the producers discretion
Drew: Right
Diane: It doesn’t say, “The Young, The Dumb and the Idiotic” cause then Cowboy might go. Can you see Cowboy? <parroting Cowboy’s slow talk> “Umm…whut’s my line again?”
Drew: <parroting Cowboy> “I luvvvvv yew.”
Diane: <parroting Cowboy> “I looooovvvvvv yew.”
Laughs
Drew: Where’s Cowboy? <looking over his shoulder>
Diane: <parroting Cowboy> “Kin I git a cheeeeseburger tew!” <laughing>
Drew: That would be awesome to get that..can you imagine?
Diane: I’m going to win it.
Drew: What if you got on there and people loved you? I mean like, especially if like, okay, six million people voted you to be on a soap opera, um, I think that’s a pretty good idea. I think I should be on a soap opera.
Diane: Yeah.
Drew: You know?
Diane: Yeah, like then there might be something like you could get something afterwards. Could be like a test. You know?
Drew: Yeah.
Diane: Like . . . “Hi, could you like get in touch with me after the show’s over, after my face clears up because this house has already put me in the f’kin’g sh!thole. <laughs> Seriously, I f’king hate this place. I want to go home. I want to use my own towels. I want to be in my own apartment where bacteria doesn’t float in the air and live with a bunch of dumb, f’king retarded people….<laughing> including you.
Drew: I’m on that list?
Diane: Including you. You’re on that list today. Tomorrow I’ll wake up and you’ll be off of it but right now you’re on it. I think I’m going crazy. Remember how, see..now we’re even.
Drew: Crazy.
Diane: Me and you are even now. I hurt you by something I did and now you’ve hurt me by something you did.
Drew: See? What does it feel like?
Diane: I feel like crap and I hate you.
Drew: Noooo, don’t take it so personal. Keep it separate as in gamers, okay?
Diane: I know and that’s why I’m scared that you’re going to screw me over eventually.
Drew: Shutup.
Diane: But I’d never screw you over in this game.
Drew: Yes, you would.
Diane: If we have to split sides for now then that’s just the way it has to be.
<kiss>
Diane: But you know I made a promise in the beginning of this game and I have to accept it because, you know I’m the type of person that if I promised you something which I have and I told you to trust me and I told you I’d never put you up or screw you in this game in any way then I’m going to keep my promise to you.
Drew: Right.
Diane: If I promise a group of people in the beginning of this game that I would back them up at all times – that’s exactly what I’m going to do
Drew: Exactly, I’m the same way.
Diane: And…if you break your promise with me I’m going to be pissed.
Drew: What are you saying? What do you mean?
Drew: If you break your promise with me.
Diane; Now, I was getting ready to say that if you break you promise with me that’s how I feel and that’s how I feel about the twins. Because like they broke a promise with me from the beginning of this game and now they want my trust and they want me to back them up and Nakomis has never broke a promise with me so why would I choose to back up the twins when I said I’d back up Nakomis. I just, you just know where I stand.
Drew: I see your point
Diane: I just don’t want you to look at me evil because I don’t want to you know..completely stand behind the twins in any decision they make. And I am completely offended by the statement that, whichever one or the both of them made in the kitchen, “Oh, it’s hard to be in this position. I’m glad I had to do it and I had to do it by myself. Like, all you guys laid down this week and I took all the sh!t in the house.” Bullsh!t, I took it all in an HOH position. You have been. I have been. And.
Drew: So she said what?
Diane: Yeah, she was throwing a load of it to everyone of us you can watch the tapes when we get out of here.
Diane: How do you feel about that?
Diane: And then her sister backs her up! <parroting a twin> “Yeah, you have no idea, da, da, da, da, da. (she really did say all those da’s). whatever. I distinctly remember you having to make many harda$$ decisions when you were HOH.
Drew: Yeah
Diane: And you know, I put up Scott and Jase which every one thinks was easy, but you know, I had to put up the toughest guys in the house and …
Drew: That was eaaasssy..
Pause….she looks at him
Diane: F’king. . .
Drew: <Leans over to her> I’m just teasing.
Diane; That was easy? And I have to throw them up on the block?
Drew: I was just kidding…I just wanted to get a rise out of you.
Diane; And then I have to put somebody else up on the block too. It’s not easy. F**k that! …pause . . . and then you’re going to get on a soap opera . . .
Drew: Yeah, right
Diane: With those hota$$ actresses….
Drew: Soap opera dude.
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