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Topic #1129157
Anonymous - GRRRRR "FISH" NT 0 Replies #1129157 6:29PM 29/07/2004
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Topic #1129158
Asiina - Endurance (I'll keep replying to this with convos for the rest of the comp) 3 Replies #1129158 6:30PM 29/07/2004
Marvin: I'm from the deep south

Jase: You ain't used to this low humidity, cold nights. A's got that little tank top on.

A: I can sleep in 20 degree weather, I hunt deer for a living.

Jase: an hour in they'll start the rain

Everyone: bring it on, go for it, etc.

Karen: Drew, you hanging in there buddy?

Drew: I don't know if I can make it guys.

Jase: You should go get your <something>

CB keeps hitting his leg to keep circulation.

FISH
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Asiina - continued... #1129188 6:56PM 29/07/2004
CB: You don't have as far to reach

A: Yes I do, it's just as far for me as it is for you.

Marvin: Everyone is a human being they are going to stay up as long as they want

A: I never thought I'd have to hold a button with my thumb.

Someone screams

A: They even have your earring in there marv.

Drew: Is there anything I can do for you guys?

A: I'm waiting for an interview. Here's my resume. I don't even recognize Nikomus out there.

Nik: I know it's completely different

M: How you doing there Savage?

Scott: I'm A-OK, I can't feel my legs.

Everyone: so who do you thinks going first?

Everyone: Scott.

Di: Yah, go get wasted in front of us. Yah, I may go do that.

Jase: I go with the older Marvin.

M: I'll stay here all night I'm fine.

Soemone: The first one is going to be accidently, they'll just slip.

M: Not me

A: There goes drew just cruising around. Here he comes. OH LOOK! Here he comes with an apple, crunch crunch. So how do you think this looks?

Drew: It looks pretty good.

A: This is your food this week.

D: Should I be rooting you on?

A: Yes!

Drew: GO GUYS GO! Well if 5 of you let go right now we could have some food.

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M: C'mon ladies, lock those knees out. You gotta dig down deep for this. You gotta want it!

(Everyone is talking so it's kinda hard to hear.)

They are talking about getting bee stings or something like that.

M: I wish they made it more painful?

Nik: Hail?

M: yes!

Karen: I don't think you should say that.

Will: Diane, do they have you looking all hard in this one?

Di: Yes. Although I don't look like a complete bitch, which is good. I'm surprised they used this one I did a lot of stances.

Jase and Marvin are talking about how they can rest and still be allowed.

They are talking about the pictures and Jase says someone's looks airbrushed and it doesn't look like You.

Di: A, how you doing?

A: I'm doing fine girl!

Di: Let's do it!

Jase: Two for two, bad pictures.

Di: I've seen better, trust me.

Karen: I'm curious on what's up with the envelopes. If we are going to only get half of them there have to be some bummy ones and some good ones.

Jase: I wanna know how mucb tension I could let up on it.

Di: Yah, that's what I want to know.

Will: someone test it and let me know.

Everyone says the same thing.

M: Jase, see if you can lean all the way and rest your elbows on it

Jase does it: Yah I can.

(Sound went out for a minute)

Di: How you feeling there Scott?

Everyone is talking and it's impossible to tell.

A: I think I got the widest head out here. Good thing his hat's (Cowboys) high cause he can lean right on there.

Jase: KAREN ONCE STAYED IN A CAR FOR FIVE DAYS ONCE!

Will: It wasn't pushing a button though

Karen: I got to sleep

Will: who just farted?

Diane is talking about buying a house or something

They are conversing about what the secret or the twist could possibly be.

Karen: What secrets could we know?

(arrrrg, sound keeps going out)

Diane: I think I see a little cleavage there.

Jase: I dunno, Nik gives A a run for her money

M: I think that this would give the women a disadvantage there john. Big titty women game

Jase: Big titties? Where's that?

A: You just think they're big because you haven't seen any.

M: Okay everyone jump off and give it to CB and he'll give us a beer. On the count of three

Everyone: 1....2.....3.....

A: Yah c'mon everyone wants to see a picture of April. Okay let's take a vote? Who wants it. Okay, about Will?

Will and A raise their hands

M: We can't let Will be HOH he'll paint the house pink.

A: What about nikomis?

M: He'll paint it purple and green

Jase: COWBOYS PISSING EVERYONE! HE didn't even whip it out!

Everyone yells

Marvin: Whip out all 4 inches. Anyone got some tweasers.

CB: I don't like that camera right there.

Jase: It is 6:54

Di: What time did we start?

Jase: 6:05?

Jase: Cowboy, pull that hog out!

A: I'm glad my butts over here.

Di: Okay ready go!

Now they are all goading him into pulling his dick out, but he's not (obviously)

FISH
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Asiina - continued again.... #1129244 7:14PM 29/07/2004
Jase: Congrats on reaching one hour!

Then everyone talked for a minute and cowboy finally pulled his penis out and Adria said "Wow, There it is!"

FISH

Jase: These are $130 boots. I could wear these again knowing I pissed on them but wearing them knowing other people pissed in them. That's something else.

Di: Yah, that's weird.

Jase: Who else here has to pee?

others say no.

Jase: What happens if you have to *****?

A: cowboy, there are so many cameras in this place they aren't the once you going to worry about.

Cowboy apparently does not want to pee because

di: I can see it. I've seen it twice now and I'm going to stare at it when you pull it out just to make you uncomfortable.

Marvin: PULL IT OUT!

Jase: Is it out?

Di: No, not yet. you probably got a better view than I do.

A: Yah, but he's got it pretty well covered it's all in his hand.

CB: I want to pee before it does get that bad.

M: be like those 5 people last year, who held it in and they bursted and died. It's just HOH, you want to end up on dialysis for the rest of your life but you were HOH for a week. Your life is on the line.

Jase: I gotta *****.

M: You could always ***** out some stomach acid. a little HCl. Savage, how you doing down there?

Scott: ***** great

Oooooh

Jase: a little hostility in there. You got one of those personalities where the slightest pressure set you off!

M: Hey Karen!

Karen: I hear you talking a lot of smack down there, my friend.

M: It's been 5 minutes and we haven't heard about Larry how you doing down there/

K: I'm doing great!



A: I got full control.

sound gone for a minute.

A: I wish my head wasn't so fat I gotta say.

M: You got a problem

A: Not at all, you got your hands all the way around your head

M: I got big hands.

A: Yah, but they could have cut part of that off.

Someone else talking about long distance cell phone fees

someone: this is jeopardy!

Drew: I'm not going to lie you guys it feels pretty good over here.

sound gone again

M: Your kidneys will fail on you.

They stand in silence for minute.

A: Is anybody ready to quit?

Jase: There is no way I'm losing this.

M: Your keep your ass up there. This ain't no vomitting contest.

Jase: Don't quit unless you want to but I'm just sitting here staring off into space.

M: Oh cause of Holly.

Jase: Just cause I miss her doesn't mean anything. I'm not going to lose this.

Scott: Let's get some twists out here

M: It's AWN and it doesn't hurt at all. I don't even have to lean I can just reach out and touch somebody. I believe you got *****

Nik: I think I did. They said 'that little freak who keeps on changing her hair can't win this one'

JasE: Going somewhere? Ding!

Silence, so posting
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Asiina - here we go again... #1129270 7:26PM 29/07/2004
M: Who can put their head on theirs?

Nik: Maybe, but I'm not going to risk it.

M: Who got the balls do to it?

Jase: yah, that might throw off my weight there.

M: I mean rest your head on there

Jase: It is.

M: No, it ain't.

Di: It is, i can see it!

Jase: Can you go down there and suck your (sound cut).

M: Acting tough, your arms can't reach that far.

Jase: Drew, I'm your buddy I say sit there and drink every one of them

Drew: Even your beer?

Jase: If I was there I would.

A; I wouldn't drink Marvin's beer.

Jase, imitating Drew: Man this one is better than mine, maybe becasue it is marvin's.

A; Where are these twists at?

Jase: Getting a little chilly out here ladies

A: I like it.

M: How those legs holding up there cowboy?

CB: I'm doing fine

M: How about you bootylicious?

A: I'm doing fine. How about you big talk? You're talking a lot.

Jase: I know what you are saying if you lean.

A: I know there is nowhere to put my hands. They gave me the freaking hardest one.

Jase is leaning on his and Adria is moving hands. Feeds cut for a minute.

M: Oh, they trying to entice me. they put the big booty girl right in front of me.

A: Don't laugh so hard you fall of there, Diane!

Karen: This is excitment.

M: Whole lot of love baby

Di: Yah, drama.

quiet for a minute as Drew walks around

M: I'm dying, I'm dying over here.

Jase (kidding): Drew, knock into me and knock me off. Give me ANY excuse to get off.

M: please just let me off!

A: I know a girl who plays women's football now.

M: Who I leave out now? I'm just forgetting someone. You, the Jack-a-holic. The Jedi Jack master.

(ARG The feeds are really bad tonight and keep coming in and out.)

Jase: Karen come out drunk and just start making out with Drew.

Scott: Marvin I'm on your team (Marvin was apparently yelling stuff again)!

Jase: I'm just bored man I don't feel like standing here anymore.

Jase: Think about it, Marvin. You get HOH you have to put up two people

Marvin: Yah people hate you.

Jase: You get to sleep and it smells like the FOC

M: Yah it smells like rotten strawberries.

A: Yah, you guys don't like HOH you can step down gentlemen.

M: You can leave if you can't handle the talk

A: I don't like a bunch of whiners. If you don't like it, get down!

M: They aren't gutless wonders like you girls are.

scott: You better win it for your sake.

M: I gotta be immune this is the last stand of custard.

Will: I don't care, I'm staying

CB is jumping around and singing so FISH
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Topic #1129163
nojobny - random chatter during hoh comp 0 Replies #1129163 6:32PM 29/07/2004
Di: I can hold my hand up for hours
Wi: your arms are strong from grabbing all those poles in Idaho

They trying to fig out what the twist might be

S: how long do you think this will be
J: 6 hours
S: I think 8
A: it's best not to think aboiut how long
K: I dont' think I've moved since we started

S: CB.. i need a speech.
CB starts his nonsense
J: CB save your energy
A: marvin is your zipper down on your picture


feed timed.....


S: are we allowed to spit on people
k: I'd fart but it'll blow this way
J: i'll be honest with you CB, if it's down to me and you.. i'm staying til the end

J: it's gonna get cold. A's gonna get cold in that tank top
A: I can sleep in 20 degree weather. I hunt deer for a living

The guys are trying to get drew to get all the alcohol and drink it in front of them

Di: Hi camera man?
CB: shh he doesn't exist, dont you remember
Di: he does, i'm sorry.. i can't help myself


fish.. therefore I post....
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Topic #1129173
Peachy720 - Everyone reminded Karen "once spent five days in a car for a concert." 0 Replies #1129173 6:50PM 29/07/2004
before, Scott asks Karen how her irritable bowel was.

Marvin counters that she wasn't holding a button. When asked if it was worth it, Karen says, "eh."

The HGs wondering what the "secrets" to come are.
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Topic #1129177
TNT - Random Comments Heard 1 Replies #1129177 6:52PM 29/07/2004
mar: wish they would've made it more painful
nak: like rusty nails?
mar: yeah

Will: diane? do they have you looking all hard in your picture again?
Diane: yeah, I don't look like a complete bitch.. only slightly.

Karen & Scott talking about the pictures looking airbrushed

Di: "don't let me down girl"
A/N: "I'm staying on"

Scott complaining about his picture still. "I take really good pictures".

All talking about how far they have the buttons pushed in. Tempting each other to let it halfway out to test it.

Jas: "in 15 minutes I will be p--ing in my boots"
di: "you could sell them on ebay. these are the p--- boots"

Cowboy wondering where he's going to pee when he has to go.
Marvin saying he stopped drinking liquids because he figured it'd be something like this.

Di: "how you feeling there, Scott?"
Sc: "golden"

Drew eating an apple. Adria says "too bad you couldn't bring us stuff to eat & drink out here".

Someone shouts out about how Karen sat in a car for 5 days. someone else asks, "But did she have to hold a button?" Karen tells how they took the money instead of the car- 17K- and used it as a downpayment on a house.

Wondering about secrets & twists. Scott speculates that diary room secrets may be revealed.

Now talking about the female houseguests breasts..
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TNT - More HG Comments #1129225 7:09PM 29/07/2004
karen: I did get a whiff of the aroma, a protein-esque pungent..
::voice drifts off::

nokomis: I used to have purple hair
everyone laughs
ad/nat: do you miss it?
nokomis: no, not really

jase: these are $130 boots. I could wear them again knowing I p--ed in them, but knowing other people p---ed in them would be too weird.

jase: "who else has to pee?"
Mar & Wil say they went before they came outside, no one else has to pee

adria & everyone teasing cowboy about whipping it out where everyone can see.
di: "cowboy, I can see your penis."
cowboy: "Why'd you have to say that?"

Di & Ad/Nat banter trying to intimidate Cowboy by talking about watching his penis. Mar claiming he buried 5 people last year who's kidneys busted from not peeing and ribbing Cowboy on & on.

now Marvin teasing all the girls about bowel movements.. but in much more colorful language. Teasing Adria about her booty throwing her off balance. Ad/Nat says "It's my anchor".
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Topic #1129180
Peachy720 - Marvin tells John <BB> that this game isn't fair to "big-tittie women" in the house 0 Replies #1129180 6:53PM 29/07/2004
and then goes on to tell Diane she should be okay :P

that was after one of the girls told A that she was having a cleavage problem because of the mic. Jace then says she has great breasts.

after the breast talk, Marvin tells everyone to just jump off on the count of 3 and let CB win HOH. No one does. S and J talk about wanting to see pics of April.

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Topic #1129191
madman - Cowboy is taking a whiz...comments include "whip out that snake", 0 Replies #1129191 6:59PM 29/07/2004
from Adria. Marvin says, "You're a nasty *****". Someone else says, "Are you pissing in your boot?".
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Topic #1129227
Peachy720 - Marvin is REALLY on CB... 0 Replies #1129227 7:09PM 29/07/2004
keeps talking about he'd better just go take a piss--he buried 4 or 5 people last year who just let it in there and their kidneys busted--he said he'd better watch out for his kids at home.

momentarily turns attention to Scott and asks, "how you doin' down there, Savage?" S replies, "F***ing great!" The HGs sense some hostility.

Marvin goes back to CB and asks, "You from Oklahoma, right?" CB affirms. Marvin starts, "You know they only got 2 things in OK..." CB finishes, "Steers and queers.." M asks, "which one are you, boy?"

Then M goes to K and she says she's doing fine and calls him out on all the smack he's talking...
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Topic #1129266
philabck - marvin saying the girls will be getting cold (ed. currently 73o in LA) NT 0 Replies #1129266 7:25PM 29/07/2004
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Topic #1129267
Peachy720 - sex-talk between K and M 0 Replies #1129267 7:25PM 29/07/2004
Karen teases Marvin about possibly coming out naked and dancing right in front of him, but just out of reach.

M tells her to do it. He warns her he'll have to put "monster" in her. he says by the time he's done, Larry won't be able to fit in there.

everyone laughs.
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Topic #1129275
Peachy720 - M better hopes he wins this, according to one of the guys <and us> 0 Replies #1129275 7:27PM 29/07/2004
tells the women, if it's any consolation, a chick always wins these things..

"then again, none of them are gutless wonders like you bunch up in here."

ed note: oh my. marvin, for your own sake, be quiet!

singing, and FISH.
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Topic #1129312
Peachy720 - Marvin is glad Will is not behind him.. 0 Replies #1129312 7:38PM 29/07/2004
says he might be like Hannibal Lecter and "try to eat my a$$!" <ed: lovely>

before this, he and Jace were doing football-like commentary about the competition, M says "smiles finally starting to drop off some of the HGs faces."

posting...
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Topic #1129318
JulesAna - Nik quits! NT 0 Replies #1129318 7:41PM 29/07/2004
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Topic #1129319
Peachy720 - M asks Di if that's really her <the lifesize cutout>--says he bets it's really Lindsey <her twin> 0 Replies #1129319 7:41PM 29/07/2004
He then tells the HGs the best way to win this is to cut off a piece of their fingernail and wedge it on the button.

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Topic #1129322
JulesAna - Nik's envelope contains an Italian feast! NT 0 Replies #1129322 7:42PM 29/07/2004
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Topic #1129324
Peachy720 - Nakomis quits and chooses the first envelope for the week... 0 Replies #1129324 7:42PM 29/07/2004
she chooses Little Italy with a HUGE variety of Italian food.
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Topic #1129332
nojobny - Nic said her wrist gave out. She went to switch hands and she slipped. She picked envelope number 6 0 Replies #1129332 7:46PM 29/07/2004
which was a stellar choice: Italian

All type food that would get at at italian rest. She rattled them off so fast, I only caught a few

Pork
pasta
mozzarella ball
basil
basamic vinegar
etc, etc...
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Topic #1129352
nojobny - J: I like to thank everyone for unanimously voting out my girlfriend. NT 0 Replies #1129352 7:58PM 29/07/2004
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Topic #1129364
Maggs - 2 Hours and counting everyone hanging in there except Nic NT 0 Replies #1129364 8:00PM 29/07/2004
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Topic #1129367
Maggs - Scott says this challenge is stupid. Both guys say they want CB to win NT 0 Replies #1129367 8:02PM 29/07/2004
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Topic #1129374
nojobny - Drew is up to something... he's dressing up as holly!!! NT 0 Replies #1129374 8:05PM 29/07/2004
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Topic #1129381
nojobny - CB still has shy bladder.. diane busted him again trying to pee so he wound up peeing in his pants NT 0 Replies #1129381 8:08PM 29/07/2004
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Topic #1129387
nojobny - Scott was stomping his feet to exercise his legs and cracked his platform NT 0 Replies #1129387 8:09PM 29/07/2004
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Topic #1129395
nojobny - Scott was staring at the ground and looked back up and scared myself b/c I saw my face. NT 0 Replies #1129395 8:12PM 29/07/2004
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Topic #1129399
Chelsea321 - Chatter from the HOH competition 0 Replies #1129399 8:13PM 29/07/2004
marvin: give me my camera time. these white people been on camera all week. got that camera faced all back behind the wall and *****.

How you doing sal?
Scott: I'm alright
marvin: don't give up
scott: too many bugs flying around me.
Karen: I'm freezin but I'm fine.
Marvin: I've got some power and strength from somewhere.

Drew just came out of the house with only a towel wrapped around him and holly's pink hat on.

Nakomis said "I present to you".. They all laughed.

Dianne: Look, they are in there trying to ponder something else. but they aren't funny.

Marvin: Cowboy's pissin. He's pissin his pants.

They are all yellin' gross.
Dianne: "I've seen your pecker".

Marvin: get me some aspirin and tylenol and chop them up, I'm gonna snort them. I;m not in for the pain.

Diane: he's doin it again. Cowboy is pissin again. he only pissed a drop the first time.

Cowboy: yea, thanks to you dianne.

The only house-guest who has let go so far is Nakomis.

It has been two hours so far. Going to post. now.
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