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Topic #1048963
Alaskagirl - jase and crew is now trashing lori 0 Replies #1048963 8:58PM 14/07/2004
since she is still complaining about it. saying she will be insane in 2 wks
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Topic #1048967
Alaskagirl - the guys all say jenn is among the cool "guys" in the house NT 1 Replies #1048967 8:58PM 14/07/2004
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Alaskagirl - and jenn syas "my cock is bigger than them all" NT #1048971 8:59PM 14/07/2004
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Topic #1048991
Alaskagirl - jase and scott talking bubble bath and making out 1 Replies #1048991 9:03PM 14/07/2004
jase says its time for bath and scott says i was just thinking that

and scott says "lets make your girl and my girl if i had one jealous"

"yes lets make all the girls on the internet who think we are hot jealous!"
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Alaskagirl - jase said the we'll make out comment #1048997 9:04PM 14/07/2004
scott asked cowboy if he would like to hj them (handjob)
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Topic #1048992
Anonymous - bubble bath for jase and scott 0 Replies #1048992 9:03PM 14/07/2004
scott and jase are talking about taking a bubble bath together...and making all the girls watching who think they are hot jealous. then they asked cowboy if he wants to give the a HJ.

holly comes in and says you guys take a bath tonight.

jase is being super animated as if he is just hoping some casting director is watching. immitating Dr. Phil
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Topic #1049000
nojobny - Jase is immitating Dr. Phil... 1 Replies #1049000 9:05PM 14/07/2004
he's actuallly pretty funny. He's making fun of all those crazy phrases he says.

(do not ask me to try to transcribe~he was going a mile-a-minute)
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Anonymous - Jase as Dr.Phil... #1049053 9:15PM 14/07/2004
Jase: "We need Dr. Phil, he's gonna be our celebrity guest."
Jase as Dr. Phil: "You know what Holly, you know what I think your problem is? And Jase I'll tell you what buddy, you need to get your cart behind the horse instead of in front of it buddy cause I'll tell you what right now you two are not on the same page, you all need to be on the same stove, you need to get every pot and pan on the same stove cause your cooking with gas and she's cooking with propane and I'll tell you right now that ain't gonna work Mister."
Holly asking what it means, Jase saying what's anything he says means.
Jase doing Dr. Phil again, "I'll tell you what, two roosters ain't a squirrel and four dogs ain't a monkey either but I'll tell you what, you need to get shaped up or ship out buddy."
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Topic #1049002
Alaskagirl - a great scott quote 1 Replies #1049002 9:06PM 14/07/2004
"this one time my secretary made popcorn and i jizzled in it" said in some weird voice. the whole kitchen got quiet and jenn said "what is that"
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nojobny - yeah, that was very uncomfortable silence. It seems like he was trying to duplicate Jase's insane Dr. Phil #1049012 9:08PM 14/07/2004
immitation but it went horribly wrong.
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Topic #1049008
Alaskagirl - jase has run the bath for scott and him and inviting cowboy to watch NT 0 Replies #1049008 9:08PM 14/07/2004
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Topic #1049030
Alaskagirl - scott in wc and meanwhile jase has no undies on 0 Replies #1049030 9:11PM 14/07/2004
and his shorts half down and unzipped posing in mirror
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Topic #1049031
nojobny - Jase: That's right america - Jase and Scott are taking a bath again. NT 0 Replies #1049031 9:11PM 14/07/2004
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Topic #1049034
Alaskagirl - meanwhile scott comes out in panties only 0 Replies #1049034 9:12PM 14/07/2004
they are bathing this way
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Topic #1049039
Alaskagirl - meanwhile they cannot quit calling for cowboy NT 0 Replies #1049039 9:12PM 14/07/2004
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Topic #1049044
nojobny - Jase took off his underwear to get in the tub and completely forgot about the cameras 0 Replies #1049044 9:14PM 14/07/2004
The cameras were focused on him then swerved away quickly when they realized he was naked.

Then he put on his shorts and got into the tub.
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Topic #1049061
Alaskagirl - scott wants to be someone cool! irony 0 Replies #1049061 9:17PM 14/07/2004
jase and scott in bath, holly telling them to keep their beards growing and telling scott he will look like different people. scott then says i want to look like someone cool. the best thing is holly is deliberatly saying all these dorky celebrities. like tony danza, bruce springsteen, and other not attractive people
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Topic #1049067
Alaskagirl - scott again saying people always say he looks like bruce willis, 0 Replies #1049067 9:18PM 14/07/2004
and paul walker, or val kilmer. jase insists that no he doesnt. funny
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Topic #1049068
Anonymous - Scott saying he gets told he looks like Bruce Willis or Val Kilmer. NT 0 Replies #1049068 9:18PM 14/07/2004
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Topic #1049078
Alaskagirl - holly says she called jenny mccarthy 0 Replies #1049078 9:20PM 14/07/2004
jase says he went to her school, jenny s pic was above the fireplace at the frat house. holly called her to tell her where to get some clothes jenny liked when she saw them on holly at "her club"
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Topic #1049084
Anonymous - Holly saying she is a cross between Christina Aguleria & Jenny McCarthy for looks. NT 0 Replies #1049084 9:21PM 14/07/2004
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Topic #1049100
Anonymous - Diane told Scott he's better looking than Brad Pitt. NT 1 Replies #1049100 9:25PM 14/07/2004
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Alaskagirl - diane also told him he looks like bruce willis and he her favorite older actor NT #1049118 9:28PM 14/07/2004
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Topic #1049112
Alaskagirl - cut to will, jenn, karen, lori and mike talking strategy 0 Replies #1049112 9:27PM 14/07/2004
mike telling them that they have to watch strong players and rehashing the hoh comp before
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Topic #1049145
Alaskagirl - mike trying to get them to unite 1 Replies #1049145 9:32PM 14/07/2004
says he thinks that everyone else in the house has to get together against jase and scott
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Alaskagirl - mike thinks nic would stay with the guys NT #1049149 9:32PM 14/07/2004
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Topic #1049171
Alaskagirl - mike is telling them that he has talked to drew 0 Replies #1049171 9:37PM 14/07/2004
he says drew would try to get jase and scott
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Topic #1049183
Alaskagirl - will is convinced that scott is not there for money 0 Replies #1049183 9:39PM 14/07/2004
he says scott is really ready to go home soon, that he is not here for money
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Topic #1049212
Alaskagirl - drew is uncircumcised 0 Replies #1049212 9:44PM 14/07/2004
and scott wants to see it, not now, of course but what does it look like he says
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Topic #1049220
Alaskagirl - will is giving a lesson on uncircumcised penis's 0 Replies #1049220 9:45PM 14/07/2004
and saying that circumcised guys have 30% of the sensation of un guys so when drew has sex its that much better
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Topic #1049237
Alaskagirl - scott still obviously thinking about drew s penis, he yells 0 Replies #1049237 9:48PM 14/07/2004
"you lookin at it drew" while drew is in wc
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