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Topic #1048607 valentine - Lori: Everybody Hates Diane!! 0 Replies #1048607 7:14PM 14/07/2004 Karen: She was talking about me today, I heard her say my name. She gave me that damn evil look. I don't even want to dress up anymore because everytime I walk by she's giving me the evil eye. They decide never to tell Diane anything, because they will immediately hear it all over the house. Mike comes in and enjoys a fresh cookie. He missed them when they were hot because he was in the DR. BB feels the need to have two cameras on the EMPTY KITCHEN. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048624 Anonymous - Backyard Golfing 0 Replies #1048624 7:24PM 14/07/2004 Scott: (talking about Drew) His family's here watching. He's trying to 'redempt' his family name! [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048641 valentine - The Boys Pretend They Are Holding a PGA Tournament, 0 Replies #1048641 7:29PM 14/07/2004 playing "the back nine". Scott and Marvin hold a constant patter, using the tones of golf announcers. It sounds very realistic, and is actually hilarious. Jase occasionally jumps in and tries to do it, too, but he doesn't have the proper comic timing. It sounds false, like he's talking to himself, not announcing. Drew is playing with them, but is the straight man as always. He is the target of much of the humor, as Marvin calls him the Pretty Boy from Ohio, and Scott is bringing up Drew's Propecia use. What they say, by the way, is very funny and has the golf tournament sound. Cowboy is sprawled on the ground and decides to chime in with some sound effects: Hotdogs, get your hotdogs. And then: Popcorn!! Popcorn. As Scott puts, the Cowboy calls: Nachos! Get your nachos here! Scott: Somebody shut that Mexican up. Ed Note: They are just like little boys, playing with toy soldiers and narrating everything. Except for the foul language and sexual innuendos. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048668 valentine - Ohhhh. Holly Just Mentioned Her Birth Person 1 Replies #1048668 7:37PM 14/07/2004 Nico: Your birth person? What is that? Holly: I can't talk about it because of the release. Will: Is it a female birth person? Holly: Yeah. (Ed Note: I'm glad I heard that with my own ears.) Previously, Holly was grilling Nicotine about her bras. We learned: Nico only brought one padded bra in the house--it's her strapless one, but it's not designed to "lift and push". She is a "weird" cup size --a B/C. Everyone tells her she should go to Victoria's Secret, but she doesn't want to spend $35 on a bra. Nico: I don't care enought about clothes. I should probably go to a nudist colony. Holly: You look like you would go to a nudist colony. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed] tvchatgal - On feeds, Holly said that the "birth person" was the person that GAVE birth to her. NT #1048688 7:44PM 14/07/2004 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048670 valentine - Karen: I Come From a Long Line of Round People 0 Replies #1048670 7:38PM 14/07/2004 so I have to work hard to stay thin. I could never have a stomach like Diane's, no matter how hard I work out. Will: Yeah, but you have those legs and that booty, though. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048711 bruhe - holly brushes her teeth... back and forth back and forth... manually... with an electric tooth brush. NT 0 Replies #1048711 7:50PM 14/07/2004 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048771 valentine - The "Producers" Are Coming In Tonight 1 Replies #1048771 8:03PM 14/07/2004 and Lori is expecting more DR sessions. She had to go twice today. Will: Did they ask you the same questions? Lori: Noooooo. They asked me all different things. About what happened today. Will: I can't wait. I'm going to get some TV Time!! Brief *****, due to this honest comment. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed] valentine - And 5 Seconds Later #1048777 8:04PM 14/07/2004 BB: Will, please come to the DR. Will immediately jumps up and struts across the yard in a black blazer and T-shirt. Lori: Hey Will, represent the shirt!! That's the last we hear before *****. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048806 Alaskagirl - scott "accidently" falls on top of jase 2 Replies #1048806 8:15PM 14/07/2004 will playing with frisbees [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed] Hypnotoad - scott "accidently" hits nikomus on the head with a frisbee NT #1048815 8:17PM 14/07/2004 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed] Anonymous - and was extremely apologetic about it as Nik was saying she was fine. NT #1048872 8:32PM 14/07/2004 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048819 nojobny - Scott just hit Nic in the head 0 Replies #1048819 8:17PM 14/07/2004 Jase and Scott were using the 'cup' from the putting green as a frisbee. Scott shot it across the yard and whacked Nic in the head. She was fine Nic: I'm fine, really. I used to play soccer Hollly: OMG.. if that had been me I would have been in tears. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048829 nojobny - Jase is sparing with Holly. She just hitting the targets on his hands but she's hitting really hard. She want to know if she can hit his body NT 0 Replies #1048829 8:20PM 14/07/2004 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048835 nojobny - While Holly's boxing she keeps saying: Jase is a stupid idiot! NT 0 Replies #1048835 8:21PM 14/07/2004 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048864 nojobny - Jase just ran outside with shaving cream in his hands and tried to smash it 0 Replies #1048864 8:30PM 14/07/2004 in the other HG's faces No one was amused. Holly got it in her eye. Lori got a lot on her clothes. Lori: Is this going to stain my clothes? What the hell is wrong with them. Is there some in my hair Marvin: did you ever see there's something about Mary? Lori: yeah Mar: That's what you look like Lor: Thank's Marv Lor: That's the kind of joke you play on guys, not on girls Scott: It was Jase's idea. he as bored. He said "you get lori". I said no way, she's FN kill me. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048880 Hypnotoad - Jase and Scott rub shaving cream on their hands and hit everyone in the BY 0 Replies #1048880 8:33PM 14/07/2004 Holly complains she could have been blind, but doesnt shower. Lori gets it in her hair and complains, wonders if she should shower. Mike says infront of the others "what the hell is wrong with these people". Drew gets some on his sideburns, and laughs it off. Scott says jase made him do it. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048882 nojobny - Scott in the bathroom: It's just shaving cream - you guys use that on your v...... 0 Replies #1048882 8:34PM 14/07/2004 vagina don't you? Holly & Lori: NO!! it burns! Scott: oh Lori: (tugging at her hair) Ew it's just so sticky and stiff Lori: God they really just want to get my attitude going and I'm just keeping it in. If they had done that to me b4 the DR I would have killed them. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048894 nojobny - Scott talking to the camera in the LR with Drew: Which one of us have the bigger 0 Replies #1048894 8:38PM 14/07/2004 nuts? Point the camera at one of us Drew: Yah.. it pointed at me! Scott: That just because you moved. ....***** [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048909 nojobny - Lori is in the BY STILL whinning about the shaving cream 0 Replies #1048909 8:41PM 14/07/2004 Jase: Dear god, please make something else happen so we can stop talking about this. Make lightining strike. Make it rain frogs Holly: Well we just talked about her outfit for a minute. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048922 Alaskagirl - scott in his natural state 0 Replies #1048922 8:45PM 14/07/2004 scott staring at himself in pore cam again. shaving neck just the right amount to match his unshaven face. staring at himself from all angles-ugh [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048927 nojobny - Feed update: F1 & F2 ~ ***** , F3 & F4 ~ Scott shaving 1 Replies #1048927 8:45PM 14/07/2004 How many people are in this house again? Is there nothing else to show? Ah they must heard me. Radical change F1 & F2 ~ ***** , F3 & F4 ~ Backyard [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed] mommamia - You missed Scott, once again, plucking or trimming his nose hairs. #1048936 8:48PM 14/07/2004 Can't get enough of that on the feeds. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048934 nojobny - What songs can we sing again 0 Replies #1048934 8:48PM 14/07/2004 The circus song Classical music. That's why Bugs Bunny always used classical music, so they wouldn't have to pay royalties. The HG start to hum the open bars of Beethoven's Fifth. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048941 nojobny - Someone just asked: How long is it again until lights out? Someone answers 3-1/2 hours NT 0 Replies #1048941 8:51PM 14/07/2004 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048946 nojobny - Will just dropped a glass. Will: This is the fourth glass I've broken NT 0 Replies #1048946 8:53PM 14/07/2004 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048947 Alaskagirl - jenn, drew, cowboy, marvin all talking about jase 1 Replies #1048947 8:53PM 14/07/2004 saying holly is playing jase and she will want johnny creepy when show is over [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed] Alaskagirl - and of course scott is talking about holly's "stuff" #1048949 8:55PM 14/07/2004 scott now telling the whole group about seeing thru holly's undies and that its "nice" and groomed. and marvin chimed in yea [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048950 jasbel - They are all being called into the Diary Room... (Are they voting now? or taping good byes) NT 0 Replies #1048950 8:55PM 14/07/2004 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048954 Alaskagirl - scott says if he gets hoh next week drew is sleeping with him NT 2 Replies #1048954 8:55PM 14/07/2004 [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed] nojobny - To expand on that #1048966 8:58PM 14/07/2004 Scott said that Drew was going to be his bed mate Scott: I'm going to have him sucking my nuts Nic: Just your nuts? No response from Scott (???) [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed] MisNiteOwl - Actually....Scott didn't say Drew could suck his balls... #1049015 9:09PM 14/07/2004 After Scott said that Drew was gonna be his bed partner, someone said "You mean not Diane?" and he said she could suck his balls. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1048958 nojobny - Scott is just foul.... I told you guys I saw Hollywood's 0 Replies #1048958 8:56PM 14/07/2004 coochie (his words) She was sitting on the hammock and she had on these see-through panties. I was like, Holly, you may want to cover that up. [link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

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