Boogie was renting a room in a big mansion. A girl was on the phone - picture Heather Locklear as if she had a chemical scrub - her face was all red. Boo goes and looks at a guest house - couple rooms and it comes furnished, he could roll with it, it was 1200 or 1250 a month. (Geo is surprised at the cost - they say its California.) Boo asks what is up with the sale and they said we kind of run a furniture business out of the house - they make people think they are getting a deal on rich peoples furniture but basically they are buying cheap furniture. she has a red face but she doesnt give a f8ck. Boo asked how many people live here and they said a few, and he isnt paying much mind and he thinks of a buddy that could lvie there. and the girl said some things have an adult content do you have a problem with that? and boo said only if i cant watch. so boo goes packing his sh8t, he gets his buddy, they go back the next night, 7PM, and the place looks completely different, so they walk in, they knock, the door is cracked so they walk in, and there is a sliding roof. They see flashbulbs coming from one of the rooms, and this girl is like wide open like this (Demonstrates arms behind head) and so they go meet the guy. he is big. They dont really care, they just take the money, so boo moves some of his sh8t in that week, and he has to go to new hampshire, and the other guy calls and says there are black security guards at the gate and wont let him move in. The place is on Mulholland between....
FLAMES
(Ed: I come back after about 5 mintues and the story is continuing.)
B comes back and a guy is banging a girl in his bed. so he decides to move. his buddy jeff had paid an extra month. they tell the guy they are going to leave it is a little too volatile. the guy they told was very irrational. they tried to get his buddys money back, boo says they told the guy they had been very accomodating, they had been locked out, etc, and you can rerent the room. the guy said we will rerent the room but you wont get your money back. there was a kid, and the kid was in the house and the parents were gone, and nobody was watching the kid. boo said he was real nice, tried one more time to get his buddys 1000 dollars back, the guy said im going on a business trip, make sure you are gone when i get back. then the girl had an all out brawl with the other chick, she is smashing champagne glasses on the chandeliers, boo and his friend were hiding out in their room saying they need to get out of there. so when the guy went on his business trip, they rented a uhaul truck, got the crew to drive in late night, 1 oclock in the morning, they looted the house, they took beds, desks, chairs, Joe Vance was there, in the middle of the night...
FLAMES
(ed: i remember this story from Boogie's season, he told it back then too.)
back from flames, they didnt realize he had taken like 12 major things, he went back on the night before the dude returned, and stole their records, social security numbers, he reported them to social services, he got a new apartment and furnished it with all the "sh8t" it didnt look right all this opulent stuff, one room was colonial, etc.
Geo: do you know what happened to the guy?
B: no they are probably in another country. and another thing they werent paying their rent toward the end, it was probably 7 grand, but they were making a lot more, selling furniture, etc.
they had this dog, it was not well taken care of, (Dan wants to know what kind of dog it was, a mastiff?) they did not give it attention or take care of it, it was poorly treated much like the kid. the dog repeatedly would sh8t on their beds, like a habit. he kept asking them to close the doors. (E says that is a message because the dog is unhappy). so he was like he didnt know what to do the dog was sh8tting on his stuff, and the guy told them dont worry about it, (lots of questions about the dog sh8tting on the bed by will) boo would come home and he would be wandering out on mulholland drive.
so the people were like, whatever, and he was like ive had enough, im going to give them one more chance to rectify it by shutting the door, and when they were gone he tried to get the dog in the car, he used a bag of oreos, but he wouldnt get in the car, so boo got in the car, he took the oreos and mashed them up, and crushed them over his seat, and the dog eventually got in the car, and he shut the door, and he saw the people driving right toward him, but the cookies were on the floor so they didnt see the dog, and boo took his collar off and took him to an animal shelter.
Jan tells B that they kill the dog. Dan is saying that too. Boo is apparently very surprised that they kill dogs at animal shelters. (Now lots of explanation about how animal shelters work.) |
