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luckydee - Erika telling about a man she dated in her 20's. Will is going to recap for internet |
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#3575098 12:47AM 02/08/2006 |
1996 working at Billboard Live. She met a guy. He gets her number. He picks her up in a limo, helicopter, etc He lives in an estate. He had a minature horse. There was some kissing. Will presses her to finish her story.
Er: We dated a few times. It became normal dating, not elaborate dating. He did have a nice car. I can't believe I'm telling this story. I was always working hard, a bartender. He would stop at my work. He started to get jealous. As a bartender I was drunk alot. You have to drink with the customers. So stuff happens when you get drunk. He got really drunk. He lived at his parents estate but with his own entrance He came to my work really drunk one night. (Will is grilling her, asking many questions) We had a huge fight but says come to his house later. So I proceeded to drive to his house, go thru his entrance and he is having sex with a 50 year old fat woman.
Will goes crazy. this is why Erika is an All Star. Dani is laughing, aksing what position where they in.
Er: She was so hideous. Missionary position. She looked like the female equivalent of CG. (That's how she knew she was 50) I can't remember what I said to them. I don't know who she was. I threw some statue in the room. I went crazy. Took a bottle of Bacardi and poured it on his stereo. Ripped his clothes. the woman said she wsa sorry, he said he was single. She was fat like 200 pounds. Her boobs hung really low. I left really pissed off. He called, sent flowers. It's never happened before where I walked in on them F...ing.
Will: Awesome, this story is great. I'm always looking for new material. Shall we move this to the LR where the cameras are better. Why would guys cheat on you two, Er and Jan. |
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AcousticGrrrl - Erika wraps the story up |
#3575122 12:52AM 02/08/2006 |
Will talks about Janelle's incident with the knife he says she would attack the girl. The guys ask what Janelle would've done. Janelle says she would've thrown the figurine at his face and tried to hurt him. Will asks if Janelle would've tried to hurt the girl. Erika says the girl was super-apologetic and had no idea. Erika says the guys friends told her that he realy likes Erika and he just has this thing for older, fat women. |
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