| SassyPrncess - Boogie: Do you have any gay groupie stories, Marcellas? **ADULT** |
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#3336495 10:19PM 12/07/2006 |
M: This is the only story I am going to tell. It's not bad. This happened to me recently. We were about to go away for 3 months...
Boogie: And you had to get yours.
M: I had to do...somethin'. So I went to the porn store.
(Someone) Where's that? Pleasure Chest?
M: I am not sayin' what porn store I rent from. But I went to the porn store. This is like innocuous. I'm not ... I don't think this is bad. I went to the porn store and I go and bring up my stack of movies (he demonstrates how tall the stack is...I'd say 6" plus), you know, to sort of get me prepared for 3...
B: Sunglasses?
M: No. No sunglasses. But you know, I kinda picked my time..you know. It's not late at night, it's not first thing in the mornin'. I'm just gonna like slide in...on the DL and just make my picks and get out. So, I slid in, I made my picks...
{ed note: the camerman keeps zooming in on Chicken George who looks like he is nauseous, seriously} ..
M: I get to the counter, and the two guys behind the counter were like, (high pitched voice)"Oookay!" I give them my card, whatever. And like, as I'm like signing my credit card the guy goes (now in deep voice) "Aren't you an actor?" And I'm like, "Uh. Yah." He's like, "I just saw you on Yes Dear, on the Big Brother episode!" And I was literally like..(He goes into fetal position on chaise lounge) beet red and I was like, "Yah. That's me." He's like, "Oh yah! Big Brother All-Stars just happened! I saw you on a cover of a magazine!" I was like, "Ahhh gawd, please don't sell this to the tabloids!" Marcellas Reynolds is in here getting "Butt Pirates from Space 6:The Return."
Boogie: Did you bang him in the back?
M: NO!!! NOOOOO!
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