Allison: Bye, bye B*tch! You know what I figured out today? There is not one part of her that is natural. Not hair, boobs,lips, butt..
Diane: Scary. She's like a female Frankenstein. Is her hair real?
A: (busts out laughing) Oh h*ll no.
D: No....
A: Really fake.
Does she have extensions in?
A: I dunno. Do you want me to pull them tomorrow and let you know?
D: I wanna know, Dude! Does she got like tracks in there? so funny!
A: Eewww. I don' know. But it's like yellow. Like the color of snow when you pee on it.
D: No, have you picked one up yet? Like on the couch or something? They feel like....they feel like fiber or something... that comes out of a pillow.
A: Eeew!
D: Ya know like ...you know that thread that is kinda plastic-y? (Alison is laughing) I guess that's what polyester is. DUH!
A: Highly flammable.
D: Man, sometimes, I surprise myself at how stupid I am. No. I'm just teasing, but....
A: Oh my gosh.
D: NO wonder her and Howie really get along.
A: I just want to grab her by the throat and Erika by the throat (demonstrates with hands) at the same time and bash their heads together.
D: Yah, I don't...yah. Yah, I'm right there with you. I just don't like the way she runs around like the runs this sh*t. You know?
A: I know.
NAKOMIS: (awake now) Janelle?
D: Yah. You know.
Nak: Right now, she does run this sh*t.
Allison: (laughs) Thanks Nakomis!
D: thanks for bringing me down from my high. (laughs, Ali laughing still)
A: It must be a hard life being a cocktail waitress.
D: I mean seriously, right? You know the men drop a hundred on her apiece.
She probably makes good money. You'd have to for gettin' all those surgeries.
A: I wonder what she paid for her boobs.
D: She got them redone before we came in.
A: Ohhh, gawd!
D: I think they're kinda small. What kind of boob job is that?
A: I dunno. But there's scars underneath. You'd think that you'd pay the extra money to have the scars removed.
D: Yah, that sucks.
Diane: Dr. Will. I'm going to flirt with him
Alison: Yah, you need to work on that piece.
D: Yah, I wish. I mean, you guys know ain't no man gettin' in the way of this show, but dam* I can't help it!
{Ed Note: Nakomis is silent once again. The girls were talking in full voice, so no way she could be sleeping.}
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