HOWIE: I don't believe you're 31, not for a second, Busto.
RACHEL: I thought this was supposed to be a brief lockdown.
KAYSAR: What the hell are they doing besides moving my key?
RACHEL: They have to clean, maintenance, whatever. Janelle hired someone to clean the windows here.
JANELLE: Hmm?
KAYSAR: We were just talking about how we don't do the windows.
JANELLE: I'll hire Jennifer to come clean my house. I pay my cleaning lady $60 a day. She would be making more with me [than being a cheerleader].
HOWIE: You drew first blood, Busto, not me.
RACHEL: Oh, God.
Switching feeds to the other side conversation...
HOWIE: Busto, what alliance were you going to join when you were going to evict Ivette last week? You said you didn't like her as a player, as a friend.
APRIL: I said all of those things?
HOWIE: Okay. I'm a big liar in this house. Okay, Busto. Who were you going to join? Oh, yeah. You guys are just a happy friendship. Whatever. But when you evicted Ivette, where were you going to go? You can't answer that because your lies are catching up to you again, because your whole life is a lie? You don't have an answer Busto because you're a weak player. It's ashame Busto. It really is ashame.
Who was your new alliance, Busto? Who were you going to join? Beau, would you have backed Busto when she got rid of your partner.
(Everyone ignoring Howie.)
Busto, if you want me to shut up, just give me your DOR. I just want you out of here, Busto.
APRIL: Don't say anything.
HOWIE: Think about it, Busto. Let me know who your alliance would have been.
APRIL: They're so jealous. They thought they were going to break us up. They're so jealous.
(Houseguests, lockdown is over.)
HOWIE: Which side would you have taken?
JAMES: It's taken not tooken. You said who would have tooken you in?
HOWIE: I didn't say that. Busto, who was your new alliance, your new friends?
JAMES: Howie, how long can you keep that up?
HOWIE: Nobody is going to take that key from my hand. Nobody. That HOH key is coming back in my hands. I'm not going to evict Busto, because she's such a nonthreat in this game. Maybe it will be a triple nomination so I can just get rid of her without a waste.
They drew first blood, James, not me. I'm just here to clean up the mess. If some how God gives April her maricle and she puts me up, that's fine. I'll wait for her in sequester.
JAMES: What if she wins?
HOWIE: She's got a good shot at it because she sucks so bad. Why waste an HOH eviction on her, so she has a big chance.
JAMES: I just hate personal attacks.
HOWIE: I hate personal attacks, too. If I wasn't attacked personally, I wouldn't be attacking personally. It's one week at a time here. I'll start playing strategically again next week. Right now, it's personal. Can everyone else play strategically?
(Now Howie is working out, doing leg lifts while lying on a towel on the ground.)
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