Diane: "I've never cuddled with anyone this much in my entire life. Me personally, but you know. Consider yourself lucky."
Drew signs.
Diane: "I just keep thinking about the hearts that are breaking all over TV." She turns to the camera overhead, hand held palm up. "I'm sorry guys, I'm sorry."
Drew: "You're talking out of your ass."
Diane: "Seriously, guys are crying right and left."
Smacking and kissing going on then Drew is evidently not responding.
Diane: "Drew?" Then louder still. "Drew?"
Diane: "Can I tell you how I feel about you? Seriously, can I tell you without you getting scared?"
He laughs. They talk about a movie...small talk. Diane says she and Scot always talked about that movie - Encino Man
Drew: "And . . . I'm out."
Drew: "If you entertain me I'll do better."
Diane: "I can't talk without you yelling at me."
Drew: "You have to learn to whisper.:
Diane: "You yell at me when I'm mean, you say I bitch all the time. I wake up in the morning, brush my teeth and I start bitching about 10 o'clock, sometimes I take a lunch break, then start bitching about 2, then every now and then I take a break around dinner, but then I start bitching until 12. So from 10 to 12 that's...14 hours, correct? So I bitch about 14 hours a day. So 14 x 7 is....what? 96? (Wrong, it's 98) Is that right?"
Drew tends to ignore all this. More kissing.
Drew: "I'll call you the Miss Personality. Entertaining." (He says something else here but I can't decipher it as they are moving the covers too much and the noise that makes covers up their whispering."
Diane: "Seriously?"
Drew laughs and finally relents and says he's just kidding.
Diane: "I bet all your girlfriends are blonde, blue-eyed, preppy, dress nicely, all prim and proper, too nice. They say Hi? Are are you?" (The connotation of Diane's voice goes high here). "I bet they're like the Stepford wives, right?"
Drew: "No. I had one girlfriend who was -too nice-."
Diane goes on to talk about a boyfriend she had who was named Cam. Diane asks Drew who his girlfiend in college name was. He says, Annie and Jorie (he spells this).
Diane: "What a weird name!"
Drew: "It was cool. She was cool. A really cool girl."
Diane: "You had all cool girlfiends. Any of them psycho?"
Drew: "No, no. This one from high school, I think she still wants me."
Diane: "And you said that she still likes you and you said we'll see?"
Drew just mumbles something that I can't interpret.
Diane gets mad, turns over and says, "Perfect, thanks!"
Drew: "I didn't mean it like that."
Diane: "That's what you think. There's this guy that I dated before I came in here and I know he likes me, but we'll see when I get out of here."
Diane gets mad, turns over and says, "I hope that you're tired and you're mumbling."
Drew laughs.
Diane: "Drew, do yourself a favor and go to sleep before you say something else retarded."
Drew: "Shut-up." "You've always talked about things like that."
Diane: "I've talked about? You started it." (Actually Diane started it by asking his girlfriends' names).
Drew leans over and kisses her on the back of the neck and says, "I'm sorry."
Diane: "Get off of me! (In a hateful voice). "Well you know I dated this one cute guy back at home and he said I worked too much but now that I don't have a job . . ." Her voice drones off. "He looks like Colin Farrell, too. Hey, do you want to talk about Vanessa too? Of course, Jase told me I'd find out after the show. He said he was just looking out for me."
Drew: "Pleassssee."
Diane: "What have I gotten myself into?"
Drew: "This crazy house."
Diane: "I got myself into this house myself. I'm talking about you."
Drew: "So?"
This inane conversation is going no where and then they go back to kissing, fondling and heavy breathing as one or the other (or both) are painting a masterpiece under the covers. There is definitely a rhythm going on there.
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