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Topic #1148896
Anonymous - Lots of funny chatter at the poker table tonight 0 Replies #1148896 9:15PM 02/08/2004
Every other sentence out of Marvin's mouth has the phrase "your ass" "my ass" "his/her/their ass" in it. lol

Marvin asked Drew if he missed his girlfriend back home (what girlfriend?), and Drew said a little bit. Drew said she was a partier, and he's moving on to the next stage now (meaning he's moving on? I don't know). He also said she's hot.

So much other funny banter between the guys.
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Topic #1148906
Anonymous - Marvin: They're rationing beer in here like gas in the 70's...lol NT 0 Replies #1148906 9:19PM 02/08/2004
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Topic #1148918
Anonymous - Jase told Diane that he thought she was a hot chick when he saw her in the hotel before they entered the house...but then she opened her mouth. NT 0 Replies #1148918 9:22PM 02/08/2004
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Topic #1148941
imnotpunk - D: 'when i was in highschool my dad called the cops on me' NT 0 Replies #1148941 9:29PM 02/08/2004
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Topic #1148971
Skipper - Jase and Di are playing cards and making fun of Scott 0 Replies #1148971 9:40PM 02/08/2004
For a few minutes they were going back and forth saying "Scott-isms"! "People come up to me in the mall and ask for my autograph", "I've got the best sperm", "I'm a pro football player", etc. They are cracking up and wonder if anyone really believes him! The others are just sitting there listening (CB, Marv and Drew).
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Topic #1149013
Skipper - Jase says there are only 4 women in our world (to Scott and Drew in the kitchen) 1 Replies #1149013 9:53PM 02/08/2004
Three of them are married... and Diane is with Drew. Then Drew says, well, we can pass her around the house.....!!
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Skipper - Guys go on to say that the house is like prison - "We could all be gay" NT #1149036 9:55PM 02/08/2004
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Topic #1149051
Astros - Will & Karen confirm their decision to vote out Scott (ed: yes! ) NT 0 Replies #1149051 9:59PM 02/08/2004
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Topic #1149057
Astros - Will plans to tell Marvin that he has his back and claim credit in the future. Karen plans to do the same. NT 0 Replies #1149057 10:01PM 02/08/2004
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Topic #1149114
listener - A "drunk" Diane lets everyone at the poker table know Marvin is safe. 0 Replies #1149114 10:11PM 02/08/2004
Being Drew and Cowboy. Marv and Diane started trading laughing strategies and although it was inuendo-like it was crystal clear.

ed: I don't know if this went over Drew and Cowboy's heads. Hard to tell. These people act drunk on 2 or 3 beers.
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Topic #1149120
listener - Now Marvin leaves the table & Diane is acting pissed and Drew and Cowboy are saying Marvin's offensive. NT 0 Replies #1149120 10:12PM 02/08/2004
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Topic #1149127
Augustkm - Jase just streaked. NT 1 Replies #1149127 10:16PM 02/08/2004
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Bonita - Karen or A, I'm not sure which, says Jase has the wiggliest little thing. NT #1149154 10:24PM 02/08/2004
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Topic #1149134
Skipper - Jase is walking around with "barely" a towel. 2 Replies #1149134 10:18PM 02/08/2004
The guys are yanking the towel away from him, then he ripped the shower curtain off to cover himself, saying "watch out for my beer". Lot's of banter in the bathroom - laughing and suff. Someone says they're gonna show their 3rd nipple.

Drew says if he can get a hard on, he would go out and streak too.
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Skipper - And now Jase heads to the hot tub. A says don't do it, cause it will shrink. #1149142 10:20PM 02/08/2004
Scott uses the bathroom without closing the door.
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Anonymous - so how come... #1153231 9:40PM 03/08/2004
so how come no one is posting pics of all this stuff goin on?? I dont get the live feed cause my pc is to slow. can some one hook me up with some pics?
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Topic #1149148
Skipper - Jase is apparently, using the jet in the hot tub to 1 Replies #1149148 10:22PM 02/08/2004
relieve himself (this editor is having a hard time repeating what they are saying).

Jase says he doesn't want it hard, but he just doesn't want it all shriveled. Di says "how much smaller can it get?"
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Bonita - He is doing this before he streaks again. He wants to show off for the internet viewers. NT #1149161 10:25PM 02/08/2004
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Topic #1149169
Bonita - Nik gives Jase advice 2 Replies #1149169 10:28PM 02/08/2004
Nik - pick up the head, massage the balls.

Jase - I can't get a boner to save my life.
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fitty_little_me - I think she said "tickle" the head... NT #1149172 10:29PM 02/08/2004
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jeremimom - he just went in the BR and took what looked like a bottle of lotion with him NT #1149171 10:29PM 02/08/2004
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Topic #1149176
Skipper - Just caught bits and pieces of this conversation between Di and Drew about his girlfriend 1 Replies #1149176 10:30PM 02/08/2004
Di says something about his girlfriend and he says "I knew that hit a nerve". Di says he didn't hit a nerve, it just made her mad. Di seems pretty bummed, but trying to cover it up.
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Anonymous - Drew totally stepped in it by saying that he likes to keep girls chasing him too. NT #1149188 10:33PM 02/08/2004
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Topic #1149185
Skipper - Nic drunk 0 Replies #1149185 10:31PM 02/08/2004
She says she is usually drunk most days most of the time. She says she is a funny drunk. She is talking way more than ususal too.
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Topic #1149189
Skipper - Nic asks Jase to see his vienna sausage 0 Replies #1149189 10:33PM 02/08/2004
He says it's not happening - he can't get it going.
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Topic #1149192
Anonymous - Drew said he thinks he's in the doghouse tonight. (ed. note: no *****, sherlock) NT 0 Replies #1149192 10:34PM 02/08/2004
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Topic #1149194
Astros - Scott is spending a lot of time with the girls... 0 Replies #1149194 10:34PM 02/08/2004
I think he is at a loss at what to do to save himself. Although Jase has told him a few times already that he is safe and they have the votes (with Will and Karen) he is now spending a lot of time with the girls discussing anything he would never even think about spending a second on before.

Even when Jase streaked through the house a few minutes ago (10:30 pm PST) Scott seemed a bit depressed and told someone he doesn't feel like watching Jase making a fool of himself on national TV (ed: what????)

Someone may brake it to him that he is on his way to the couch with Julie on Thursday and we'll se how he'll take it. He has repeated many times that he is so cool with him being voted out that he'll be all smiles on the way to the door (ed: yeah, sure).

Right now Scott is in the kitchen with W/A/K and Marvin is hanging around too (in my opinion) so he can keep a check on Scott. This is beginning to be interesting.
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Topic #1149203
Alaskagirl - Jase is back in hottub desparately trying to get an erection to show it off NT 0 Replies #1149203 10:37PM 02/08/2004
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Topic #1149211
Skipper - Drew says he thinks he's in the doghouse. 0 Replies #1149211 10:39PM 02/08/2004
Di says he is and that he needs to think before he speaks. Di leaves for the wc.

Jase gets out of the ht. CB askes him if he did it in the ht. Can't see/hear his response, but the guys at the table say "Ewwwwww" and something about cleaning it out.
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Topic #1149222
Nicewins - A/Nat going on and on about snakes.. 0 Replies #1149222 10:41PM 02/08/2004
A/N giving a bunch of "southern" snakes tails in the Kitchen.
Why DOES she talk so fast?! (She/they)
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Topic #1149245
Skipper - Kitchen porn talk 1 Replies #1149245 10:50PM 02/08/2004
Pretty unanimous that they all like porn. Jase only likes the pre-1985.

Now they are talking about the 3rd nipple again. The guys are still wondering who it is - they think it's Di.
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Skipper - Will and karen talking about Nics nipple rings #1149249 10:51PM 02/08/2004
Karen says they are really nice. Will asks if they are heavy and she says they are just really nice.
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Topic #1149250
Nicewins - K, W, J, A -- porn talk in the kitchen 0 Replies #1149250 10:51PM 02/08/2004
None of them can remember the name of ... Linda Lovelace.
Jase said he loves the "old timers" rather than the "double EE's" in porn today
Karen rubbing Will's back...and more stupid talk about the 3rd nipple
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Topic #1149265
Nicewins - Jase said his mother crazed cig butts and peanut butter when she was pregnant for him.... 1 Replies #1149265 10:57PM 02/08/2004
....and alchol I suspect.... the boy is classic "fetal alcohol syndrome."

A/Nat talking about having her Mom in the BB house.
Jase said "she would win this thing" (BB competition)
....and Will says the same about his Mom
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Skipper - Then A says, "Moms can do anything" (ahhhhh) NT #1149275 10:59PM 02/08/2004
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