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Topic #1080444
Alaskagirl - Will and Diane in the hammock 0 Replies #1080444 1:57PM 21/07/2004
They are discussing the next week and Diane she wants the next week to "rock them" like they dont know, and like a suprise attack.

They discuss how much fun it will be to strategize with each other all week
and letting HOlly kiss up to Diane and making comments about "best friends forever, BFF" refering to Holly

Will says if Julie says Will your the next HOH, then he will say, lets just nominate now, pull that key box out now, i know who i want. Diane is talking about Scott and Jase and what big losers they are.

Diane cant wait for the "jase you are evicted"

Talk turns to Drew and they are both talking about how cute he is and watching him wash clothes is a treat for them both

Diane says Drew kissed the back of her head last night

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Topic #1080446
KimM - Will and Diane talk about Holly 0 Replies #1080446 1:57PM 21/07/2004
Will satying he doesn't believe the things Holly tells him. D says she "can't f*cking stand her any more."

D then calls her (H) the biggest back stabber in the house.

W joking around...asking jesus to shine a light on them (his team). D laughs; says they are way past due. W agrees. (ed. so do I!)

D says she wants to blow them (horsemen) out of the water. They talk about how nice it would be to make the boys and Holly kiss their ass.

The feeds got screwy and I missed some stuff that seemed really funny! Something about Will making someone (female someone...H?)ride him "like a damn horse."

"He's like a f*cking Ken doll." (Di about J.)

D: When Julie says 'Jase you are evicted from the house', I will jump up and do a cartwheel.

Now she's telling W that Drew kissed the back of her neck last night.
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Topic #1080457
Hypnotoad - Wills hobby is to "talk about drew infront of Jase and make Jase jelious" NT 0 Replies #1080457 2:02PM 21/07/2004
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Topic #1080458
Alaskagirl - Will says his favorite thing is o talk about Drew around Jase cuz he gets so mad 0 Replies #1080458 2:02PM 21/07/2004
he then relates a story about talking about Drew being the perfect looking guy and that not everyone has to look like Drew and Jase gets so annoyed.

Then they start talking about how old Jase looks

Diane says "yes, those fine lines"

Will-"Oh, your so nice, Rocks and Craters, call it like it is, honey"

Diane-"I will he would take that sh!t off so I could see them"

they laugh and move to pool
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Topic #1080468
Alaskagirl - Scott comes out and doesnt have the bandana on and Diane and Will 2 Replies #1080468 2:03PM 21/07/2004
tell him his hair looks nice and he starts yelling "WHatever, dude, Whatever"
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Alaskagirl - Scott says "I won the best hair contest and the longest d!ck contest"--oddly no one disagrees, dont know why NT #1080472 2:04PM 21/07/2004
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Alaskagirl - Jase gets in pool and gets undies wet and asks Will if d!ck is bigger than Scotts #1080503 2:13PM 21/07/2004
Will says-obviously your bigger

Jase yells to Scott and says "I am bigger than you, Will said so"

Scott gets pissed and says "Bullsh!t, you are trying to get hard"

Jase says face it tiny i am bigger

Scott"Ill bust this man of python out and show you all"


Jase "I am bigger and uncut and built"

Scott keeps getting pissed and saying who was in playgirl, enough said

Scott is not happy about this and Jase keeps insisting

Scott say "Will would you be obliged to hold them in your hand and measure tonight"

They keep arguing and Scott is feeling threatened
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Topic #1080491
JulesAna - Jase's thang is, well, hard and tenting out his swim trunks in the pool. He and Scott are arguing about who has the bigger, well, thang. 1 Replies #1080491 2:11PM 21/07/2004
[ed. It's hard being a lady AND posting updates for this board. ]
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Amfam - Then Jase says he has "tiny balls" NT #1080547 2:27PM 21/07/2004
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Topic #1080499
JulesAna - Scott to Will: "Would you be willing to hold it in your hands tonight and measure it?" 0 Replies #1080499 2:12PM 21/07/2004
Will: "Let's stop right there before things get carried away."
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Topic #1080517
Anonymous - Scott: "it's almost time for me to start freaking out. I can feel it." NT 0 Replies #1080517 2:17PM 21/07/2004
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Topic #1080635
Hypnotoad - Karen tells Will that Diane is the leak, and that Adria is not trusting Will. 0 Replies #1080635 2:58PM 21/07/2004
Karen also says she heard the boys say
cowboy and Karen will be going on the block next week. I never heard this at all... Maybe karen is playing will.

She also tells will to play the role of the floater
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Topic #1080762
Anonymous - Scott says that he is a lot like The Rock NT 0 Replies #1080762 4:04PM 21/07/2004
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Topic #1080768
JulesAna - Karen and Lori whispering in the kitchen. 1 Replies #1080768 4:06PM 21/07/2004
It's difficult to hear, but I believe Karen said that she overheard one of the guys say that if one of them gets HOH, they would put up Karen and Cowboy and fight for Cowboy til the end.

[ed. Did anyone else hear this? Correct me if I'm wrong.]
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Gorf - it was Diane not Lori NT #1080773 4:07PM 21/07/2004
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Topic #1080770
Hypnotoad - karen> im so fed up with these guys i can throw the food competition just so they dont eat NT 0 Replies #1080770 4:07PM 21/07/2004
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Topic #1080792
Zazny - Scott scores violation #28 0 Replies #1080792 4:14PM 21/07/2004
Scott attempted to pole vault using the pole for the swimming net. This was Marvin's idea. The voice of Big Brother apparently said "Scott, this is your conscience. Please remember what you're doing." They keep going to FISH whenever Scott tries to say what the voice said.
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Topic #1080928
JulesAna - Holly is cleaning her belly button with peroxide. 1 Replies #1080928 4:51PM 21/07/2004
She compares it to a little jacuzzi. She tells Jase, "If we were little, we could jump in there!". Jase replies, "It's probably full of bacteria.".
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Hypnotoad - while jase goes crawling around the livingroom trying to easedrop. Scott is playing around with kitchen Cam NT #1080948 4:55PM 21/07/2004
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Topic #1080966
JulesAna - Cowboy tells Scott to "Shut up!" in response to Scott daring him to take the last protein mix. 0 Replies #1080966 5:00PM 21/07/2004
Scott is being out right mean to Cowboy. Scott screams in Cowboy's face, "Strike that MF out, dude!" [ed. what?]. Cowboy glares at him and tells him to shut up again. Scott takes a big drink of his shake and throws it up. "That was gross, dude, I swallowed it, and it came right back up!".
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Topic #1081022
Alaskagirl - Scott claims to be able to throw 90 mh baseball-says he has a friend on Pitt Pirates-and can throw football 75 mph NT 0 Replies #1081022 5:12PM 21/07/2004
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Topic #1081065
LookAlike - Scott washes hands, THEN picks his nose . NT 0 Replies #1081065 5:21PM 21/07/2004
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Topic #1081079
Grins - Will & Lori on the hammock talking about Karen. How she is starting to drive 0 Replies #1081079 5:24PM 21/07/2004
people including themselves crazy. That she keeps complaining about stomach cramps, insisting that they all make sure that they are voting out Lori and not her, etc. Will is completely fed up with her.
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Topic #1081103
Hypnotoad - Long juicy conversation between Will and Lori. Karen insults :D 1 Replies #1081103 5:30PM 21/07/2004
[17:12] > lori> he told me that day he came out of the dairy room he was upset...FISH
[17:13] > will> OH! poor thing.
[17:13] > lori> i was like thanks. What do i even say at this point.
[17:13] > will> if i was you at this point...why would i even lie. Just say get out of my face.
[17:13] > will> im sick of everything. Even people i like talking about strategy im sick of it.
[17:14] > lori> please win this f'in game.
[17:14] > will> im dealing with alot of people i cant trust. Karen i can trust her but shes going next week
[17:15] > lori> holly like, said so much crap. All about daine and how shes got all the girls against her and all the guys are like we'll protect you
[17:15] > lori> they also were like...ill tell you more in a seconds. Its pretty crazy
[17:15] > ::PAUSE::
[17:16] > lori> dont say anything to me because everyone is afraid of me
[17:16] > lori> wait 10 mins they are listening to us...
[17:16] > lori> dude you have to win, you have to get hoh next week
[17:16] > will> so what did she say
[17:17] > lori> you dont say anything to me, i'll do what i want, everyones scared of me...It went along for 5 mins...
[17:17] > will> what?
[17:17] > lori> hold on....I forget what todd looks like
[17:18] > lori> ok, now i can tell you. Scott was like i can say whatever i want, i can do whatever i want, everyone is afraid of me
[17:18] > lori> and he said we will put up karen next week and cowboy too
[17:18] > lori> and we will do everything too keep cowboy in
[17:18] > lori> and holly was ratting and ratting and ratting like a snake
[17:19] > holly comes into backyard...will helps her
[17:19] > lori> i hate it i cant stand these people
[17:19] > adria asks about chess
[17:20] > will> the funniest thing about him is like i really think, i dont know when they will catch on to what im doing, but i think they dont trust me
[17:20] > lori> No, i think you will do well in this game
[17:20] > will> i think the guys, it'll just kill me, i never agreed to anything that they said
[17:20] > lori> they know more than we think that they know
[17:20] > lori> marvin has surprised me he knows everything
[17:21] > lori> i understand why he wanted to get rid of me, because i said i get rid of him
[17:21] > lori> he is real smart
[17:21] > will> he is and he is playing both sides, he talks about them with us and us with them.
[17:21] > lori> he hates karen
[17:21] > will> i made my pact with her, but shes driving me crazy!
[17:22] > commentary> hah!
[17:22] > lori> all she talks about is what she is going to cook...
[17:22] > lori> i dont understand why she keeps coming up to me, saying "i cant deal with this"
[17:22] > will> she says that to me 100 times
[17:23] > will> and she keeps telling me "A" doesnt understand where you stand you need to be firm with "A"
[17:23] > will> im like BITCH let me eat my peanut butter
[17:23] > lori> i dont know i'll be watching it, and ill forget how bad it is
[17:24] > commentary> lol @ will and peanut butter
[17:24] > ::pause::
[17:24] > lori> god this night is never going to end
[17:24] > will> maybe the boys can be convinced that cowboy is a threat for the final 2
[17:24] > will> he really is like the damn rupert of this show
[17:25] > will> look at that bitch over there i can smell her from here
[17:25] > lori> shes wierd.
[17:25] > will> shes got a big belly
[17:25] > lori> i cant stand her, yesterday she was talking about her fan mail. And she told me she got some mail saying "She is pretty good to look at but when she speaks they cant stand her"
[17:27] > lori> ive never seen somebody who talks so much about themselves as jase and scott
[17:28] > will> weither we win the money or not. I think our last laugh is they are portrayed as jackasses
[17:28] > will> if jase and holly make it to the final 2 i would vote holly over jase
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Hypnotoad - continues... #1081129 5:37PM 21/07/2004
[17:31] > will> if god made a deal with me i would sacrifice 2 years from my life
[17:32] > will> the worst thing about holly is she is so unclean
[17:32] > lori> did you hear the story about her dog?
[17:32] > lori retells story about dog eatting hollys tampons with maggots
[17:33] commentary Annabanana> That's got to be the worst thing I've ever heard. And if it's a lie, it's still disgusting that Holly's imagination comes up with this stuff.
[17:33] > will> what you want to bet im the 5th person voted out
[17:33] > will> i cant turn down the money and america forgets about me
[17:34] > will> and jase would be 6th, holly 7th, and scott 8th, and the cherry on top COwboy
[17:34] > will> they'd have to carry me out in a life jacket
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Topic #1081108
Grins - More Lori and Will on Hammock. Lori says that Holly told about a DR session recently 1 Replies #1081108 5:32PM 21/07/2004
where they had shared some of her fanmail with her. I'm guessing this is from the cbs.com "Ask a HG" feature. Apparantly Holly has gotten several comments saying that she is really good to look at but they can't stand it when she opens her mouth.

Lori and Will then talk a bit about Holly's clothes, her belly being out of proportion with her body and more.

Lori then says that she has never heard of anyone talking more about themselves than Scott and Jase.

Lori thinks that Jase will win BB5. Will says no, that if Jase was against Holly in final 2, that Holly would win.

Lori doesn't understand why Karen is such a high priority for eviction. Will says that is because she gets on everyone's nerves and he agrees she is really on his. That she traps him in the storage room in the early AMs and whines about Larry's breafast to him when all he wants is to be left alone. They make fun of Karen a bit more.

They both said (out of sequence here a bit) that no one could beat Michael in a final 2. That he is like the house's Grim Reaper.
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Anonymous - rupert NT #1081484 7:11PM 21/07/2004
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Topic #1081112
LookAlike - Lori and Will doggin' people-- 0 Replies #1081112 5:33PM 21/07/2004
Will does impression of Karen
They both discuss how nasty Holly is with her dirty tampons, etc.
It's the caddy corner!
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Topic #1081174
Grins - Will just told Lori on the hammock that her vote won't be 0-9 that he and Diane voted for her to stay. NT 0 Replies #1081174 5:47PM 21/07/2004
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Topic #1081316
Anonymous - A to Will; "You've got good Gadar" Will reply: I'm not gonna touch that one in ref to Scott NT 0 Replies #1081316 6:14PM 21/07/2004
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Topic #1081318
Hypnotoad - upon hearing holly has a stomach ache, marvin does a little dance. NT 0 Replies #1081318 6:14PM 21/07/2004
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Topic #1081376
Hypnotoad - Holly asks Adria about her Large Eyes! 0 Replies #1081376 6:27PM 21/07/2004
[18:23] > holly> whats wrong with your eyes
[18:23] > holly> sometimes they are small sometimes they are big
[18:24] > holly> i wonder why they do that
[18:24] > adria> i dunno i think its the make up
[18:24] > jase or holly> allergies maybe
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