BB5 Archive : Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Topic #1077439
valentine - Marvin Uses Reverse Psychology on BB 0 Replies #1077439 7:31PM 20/07/2004
He thought he saw a beer and almost grabbed it and drank it. It was something else, though, not a beer.

Marvin: For a moment there, I thought I was home. That was scary.

Adria: Wouldn't it be great to have a beer party tonight. Fun, huh?

Marvin: Nooooo. That would not be fun. I would not like that.

Ed Note: He was joking. That's the reverse part.

Marvin: Bootylicious, you are one cool chick. I like a woman I can stand to be around. And that's you.

Adria: Right back at you.

Marvin: Lenny must be a-okay. I look forward to meeting him.

Adria: He would like you, too.
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1077449
valentine - Adria Likes the Coffee Maker 0 Replies #1077449 7:34PM 20/07/2004
Adria: It's a Kitchen Aid--a pro line. My grandfather would like that. It's restaurant style.

They discuss that you don't need any special type of toaster, though.

Marvin: You can get a toaster at Wally World and it will be okay. I mean, how much can you toast a piece of bread?

Marvin, sarcastically: Oh, this is grrreeaat toast!

Adria laughs.
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1077470
valentine - Now Marvin Slices Imitation Crab Legs 0 Replies #1077470 7:38PM 20/07/2004
into inch-size pieces. And now he's greating some of that great toast he just made into a blue bowl.

Lori: What'cha making Marvin?

Marvin: Oh, just a fried crab appetizer. And we're having some baked salmon stuffed with crab meat.

Lori: I just saw Holly come out in the backyard with a bowl full of something.

Marvin: Ohhh. Thank you for getting the fu*k out of the kitchen. I've never seen a vegetarian hang around the kitchen so much.

At first, Lori thought Holly had a bowl of cereal. She wanted one, too, and then she realized that she couldn't just get whatever she wanted to eat.
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1077482
valentine - Marvin Lets the F-Bomb Fly 0 Replies #1077482 7:41PM 20/07/2004
about Holly.

Marvin: There must be fu*king four of her around here. There's always one in the kitchen, one on the hammock fuc*ing Jase, one up in the bathroom, and one everywhere else. I wish I could vote her ass out here tomorrow.

He realizes that he just said waaayyy too many curse words.

Marvin: Oh, I'm sorry, Diary Room here I come.

He imitates BB telling him to calm down.

Marvin tells Lori that they are placed in there for different reasons.

Marvin: You the eye candy. I got to come up in here and do a bunch of tricks, pull a rabbit out of my ass and sh*t.

Ed Note: He cracks me up. Perfect timing.
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1077491
valentine - Marvin: Todd, I'm In Love With Your Old Lady!! 0 Replies #1077491 7:45PM 20/07/2004
He is giddy from hugging Lori--she was cold and he wanted to warm her up.

Adria: You want to vote her off just so you can think of her having sex.

Marvin: Oh. I'll take that. I'll be channeling that sh*t. (while he's putting his fingers to his temples and squinching up his face)

Karen came in a minute ago and announced that "her time" is coming. Marvin started naming all the PMS symptoms for her.

Ed Note: Karen bores Marvin. He can't stand hearing her talk about Larry and garage sales all day.
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1077497
Alaskagirl - out in backyard holly says "maybe its Lindsey" really loud 0 Replies #1077497 7:46PM 20/07/2004
she says because diane is in a bad mood, maybe its Lindsey.

ed note- does holly have this on her mind because she is switching or is this a coincidence?
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1077518
valentine - Diane and Drew in the Hammock, Whispering 1 Replies #1077518 7:52PM 20/07/2004
Diane: I don't trust her.

Drew: I think she might be a porn star.

Diane giggles.

Drew: Honestly. I wonder.

(they are talking about Holly, obviously)

Diane: Seriously, I love hanging out with you, but if you want to distance yourself for any reason, I understand.

Drew: Huh?

Diane: I mean, if you don't want this to be on TV. While we're in the house.

No real response or commitment from Drew.
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]
Alaskagirl - more diane and drew #1077562 8:02PM 20/07/2004
diane says the thing is "you and i are on two different sides, you and i know that so they dont have to concentrate on separeting us, cuz we are not working together in any shape or form, unlike those two.

diane and drew seem to agree that jase and holly are dumb about hanging out so much together and that jase is being stupid about holly.

diane says "i know girls like her, jase probably doesnt have enough money for her"

drew agrees and laughs

[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1077533
Alaskagirl - Scott brags that the psycho test they took to come in the house, his profile was like "weird" 0 Replies #1077533 7:56PM 20/07/2004
says they said he was like weird, and that they wondered if he would hurt anyone.

the others discuss theirs and then he backs off and says, no i wouldnt hurt anyone

[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1077536
valentine - Scott's Pre-Show Psych Evaluation 0 Replies #1077536 7:57PM 20/07/2004
Scott: Every single person I talked to---every single doctor, even Arnold, they all asked me, 'are you going to freak out in the house?', and 'are you going to hurt anybody?'

He said he had to tell them the truth "about everything that happened", and they think I turned out awesome.

Scott: They all loved me. The blond guy from Cincy? We kept hugging. And Martha Stewart? She loved me too.

Holly: Oh, you got her to tell you something?

Scott: Well, she nodded a lot.

Ed Note: Obviously, the lady only looked like Martha Stewart. It wasn't her. (Or was it?)
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1077546
valentine - Diane Feels the Need to Blab to Drew 0 Replies #1077546 7:58PM 20/07/2004
that everytime she looks at Jase, "she sees a big target on his back".

Drew: Really?

Diane: Oh yeah, (mouthing the words), he is big target right now. I can feel it.
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1077549
joannie - Diane and Drew swinging in the hammock, whispering... 0 Replies #1077549 7:59PM 20/07/2004
Drew: "You are such a ...gossip."

Diane: "You were going to say 'goddess'!" (giggle giggle.)

Diane: "That's me, the goddess of the guys!"
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1077565
valentine - Diane's Big Strategic Point 0 Replies #1077565 8:02PM 20/07/2004
Diane, whispering to Drew: The thing is, you and me are obviously working on different sides. We're not on the same side right now, we know that.

Drew: (didn't really verbally respond)

Diane: So no one feels the need to separate us. But those two (Holly and Jase, or Holly and Scott), are obviously on the same side. So everyone wants to split them up.

Drew, whispering angrily: I know!! It's fuc*ing ridiculous!

Diane wants him to think about it. It's a secret alliance, brewing right there in the hammock.

Ed Note: The guys think he's playing Diane and hates her. The girls think it's unrequited love for Diane. This alliance has potential....
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1077572
valentine - Gross. Jase is Laying On Holly in a Chaise Lounge. 1 Replies #1077572 8:04PM 20/07/2004
It's dinner time now.

Holly: It's all on the island right now. Not on the table, I think.

(the food)
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]
Alaskagirl - Scott to CB "i stuck my weiner in Diane's butt" joking but gross NT #1077716 8:41PM 20/07/2004
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1077611
valentine - Holly Has a "Weiner Dog" Named Slinky 0 Replies #1077611 8:18PM 20/07/2004
Diane: I hate wiener dogs.

Holly: Why???

Diane: I don't know. I just do.

Will: I hate wiener dogs, too. I'm sorry, but it's true.

Holly, shrieking: Why??? What is going on??? Slinky, don't get offended!!
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1077694
buckhead - Lori, will, holly & nico boob talk 0 Replies #1077694 8:37PM 20/07/2004
Holly tells Nic that she has a C-.
N- I wouldn't know I normally don't wear a bra.
neither does Lori.
Holly would like to see her in a corsette.
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1077746
Alaskagirl - more scott condesending to cowboy, about viagra, and saying "your first official win, ever cowboy" NT 1 Replies #1077746 8:48PM 20/07/2004
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]
Alaskagirl - then scott and jase nag him into doing an announcer voice and then scott says #1077760 8:51PM 20/07/2004
fresh off his first winn, there cowboy acting like a loser
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1077783
bilby - FISH ...!? NT 0 Replies #1077783 8:57PM 20/07/2004
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1077795
Divalicious - CAM 1+2- what else? Scott looking in the mirror... NT 0 Replies #1077795 9:00PM 20/07/2004
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1077796
bilby - While we had FISH, mini-golf got violent... 0 Replies #1077796 9:00PM 20/07/2004
when we came back from FISH, Scott was on the ground and the rest of the boys were laughing -

Scott says "Cowboy hit me in the left nut"
Drew must have tackled him -

Scott in the house getting sympathy from Holly
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1077975
KimM - Will just cme into the BY an announced that he and Diane had just seen schlong 0 Replies #1077975 9:55PM 20/07/2004
Scott flashed them.
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1078007
EvilTwin - Scott to CB: "If I was a chick, I'd have sex with Drew." NT 0 Replies #1078007 10:02PM 20/07/2004
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1078037
Alaskagirl - scott says there are no dudes in Pitt, no guys like him "the total package" NT 0 Replies #1078037 10:07PM 20/07/2004
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1078054
IsabelAZ - talking about colonics in BY. holly was remembering a convo w someone from a few days ago and said 0 Replies #1078054 10:10PM 20/07/2004
"A"..."A..was that you?"
A was silent.
Karen said that was me.

interesting. cause that situ must be the twins worst nightmare!
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1078077
Alaskagirl - Scott, surpising braggin in bathtub about girls trying to pick him up and cowboy joins convo and scott yells at him 1 Replies #1078077 10:15PM 20/07/2004
"shut the f*ck up cowboy" "or i will splash water on your face" and cowboy says "on that note, i am getting out"

Scott doesnt notice, and continues his "stories" emphasis on stories
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]
Alaskagirl - and look scott in same underwear he has been bathing in with others for a week NT #1078101 10:18PM 20/07/2004
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

Topic #1078124
Alaskagirl - Good News for Natasha Henstridge-Scott will propose if she likes what she sees NT 0 Replies #1078124 10:23PM 20/07/2004
[link] [parent] [main] [threaded] [collapsed]

BB5 Archive : Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Forum Archive - Copyright JokersUpdates.com