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Topic #1036303
valentine - Lori is Just Listening to Marvin's Stories 0 Replies #1036303 5:37PM 11/07/2004
and asking follow-up questions.

And she laughs at Scott when he goes off on his nasty tangents.

Ed Note: That is a good strategy. Compared to the other girls, she is coming off cool.

Now Marvin is telling a story about someone that stole some collard greens from someone's garden.

Marvin: I love me some collard greens. And fatback. And pigs feet. They had a competition about that--I could tear that up.

Now Scott mentions that he and Drew just chugged a protein drink and that Drew is in the BR, probably throwing up. (i think he's actually napping)

Marvin: Drew sh*ts more than a damn goose! He's regular, that's for sure.

Marvin asks The Don to rate his woman--what kind of fish is she. No answer.
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Topic #1036316
valentine - Marvin: Will Stays In the Damn Diary Room 0 Replies #1036316 5:44PM 11/07/2004
more than anybody I know! I think he's a damn producer! And he never wears his microphone right.

Will comes out and says what??

Scott makes a filthy comment about needing to masturbate. Marvin, too.

Now Cowboy is coming up with a strategy for obscuring the windows in the Cloud Room and guarding the door for each other so they could do it.

Marvin: I just can't keep up with the fantasy. You think its something they put in the food?

Jase: I think its the stress.

Now Jase is telling them about being in basic training. There were 4 magazines and there was a line outside the bathroom door to use them in the stalls. Men would just come out and hand the magazine to the next guy.

Mike talks about getting "recycled" in the military and how bad that is. You just have to start all over and it could be anything that does it--not folding your clothes right, etc.
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Topic #1036324
valentine - Now Jase and Mike Talk About Getting a "341" 0 Replies #1036324 5:50PM 11/07/2004
which I guess is your recycling paperwork.

In response to a question from the Cowboy, Jase describes a day in basic training.

He describes a time when there was an important inspection and they were being told to "check their stuff".

Jase: I knew my stuff was tight, but I checked anyway, and there was a big handful of shredded paper in the pocket of my cargo pants. And it wasn't there the day before. They plant that sh*t on you.

Mike: I KNEW IT!! I KNEW THEY DID THAT TO US!!

Jase and Mike had a lot of the same experiences and are starting and finishing the sentences for each other.

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Topic #1036325
valentine - The Situation in Kuwait Had the Biggest Impact 0 Replies #1036325 5:51PM 11/07/2004
on Jase's life, but his time in Saudi Arabia sucked.

Jase describes guys crying at night when they heard Taps, and he started crying, too. I think that was when he was overseas.

Mike remembers that, too, and said he tried hard not to cry so no one would kick his ass.
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Topic #1036335
valentine - Mike Said that in Basic Training 0 Replies #1036335 5:56PM 11/07/2004
the women in town see you coming a mile away with that haircut and don't want anything to do with you.

Marvin: They don't like you?

Mike: They like it when you spend your money, but not for anything else.

Now they start doing lines from Officer and a Gentlemen.

Marvin: I don't want no Okie from Miskokee! Nobody D.O.R.s in the last week!!!

And so on. They wonder what happened to the actor who played Sid Worley--they haven't seen him since.

Will joins in with lines from Full Metal Jacket.

Ed Note: I'll say it again--the Don should have been doing this a long time ago. Chilling and chatting.
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Topic #1036386
Anonymous - Karen in the kitchen with Jennifer.......Karen said she is interested 0 Replies #1036386 6:25PM 11/07/2004
in what everyone eats when they are at home. Jennifer says at home she does cajun stuff, seafood, gumbo, can cook about anything.
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Topic #1036387
Anonymous - Adria conducting workout 0 Replies #1036387 6:27PM 11/07/2004
First part of the workout is conditioning. Second part of workout will be
stretching, ab work, and cool down.
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Topic #1036398
Anonymous - Adria begins by instructing everyone in the proper way to do 0 Replies #1036398 6:30PM 11/07/2004
lunges. Instructs everyone to take a deep breath in, then exhale. "Lets do that one more time, open up the body" Cowboy says "its open alright"
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Topic #1036422
Anonymous - Scott or Jase? said 1 Replies #1036422 6:40PM 11/07/2004
Drew and Diane are getting pretty intimate. He wont even see it coming. Dude, she's not for him. She's mean. I think drew just misses having someone with him.
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Tristin - I believe it was Scott NT #1036435 6:45PM 11/07/2004
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Topic #1036426
amhlawyer - Karen has "pleasured herself" twice already NT 0 Replies #1036426 6:42PM 11/07/2004
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Topic #1036427
Anonymous - Karen said Diane is a little uppity. Scott says she is a b**** 0 Replies #1036427 6:42PM 11/07/2004
Karen says she has the swear off men thing. Karen says she is already out with the girls because she told them she touched herself. She asked why they thought she was pretty happy most of the time. She said why do you think i'm the first one to go to bed?
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Topic #1036448
Anonymous - Karen seems to be obsessed with raw chicken.....she warned 0 Replies #1036448 6:48PM 11/07/2004
everyone what area she was going to be working in. She has mentioned several times today that she does not want to be responsible for making anyone sick.
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Topic #1036452
Anonymous - Jase and Drew in Bathroom 1 Replies #1036452 6:49PM 11/07/2004
Talking about how adria is trying to make everyone believe she is an arobics instructor. Both agree they would never participate in her class.
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mommamia - I think it is Jase and Scott, and they said something like, #1036458 6:50PM 11/07/2004
Have you seen her ass? Scott said, "Hello Hairy"
Sigh.......
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Topic #1036453
Anonymous - sorry......scott not drew NT 0 Replies #1036453 6:49PM 11/07/2004
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Topic #1036461
Anonymous - Scott thinks it would be cool if BB let him, Jase, Marvin and Drew 0 Replies #1036461 6:51PM 11/07/2004
go to a club. Jase thinks Marvin would be funny to take out to the club, listening to the things he says to women.
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Topic #1036465
JulesAna - Jase and Scott in bathroom. They are putting down Adria. 0 Replies #1036465 6:52PM 11/07/2004
Jase: I wouldn't take Adria's aerobics class.
Scott: She's trying to fake talk everyone into thinking she's a great aerobics instructor.
Jase: "She's not even an aerobics instructor. Have you seen her a*s lately? Can you say hairy? If your name is indeed hairy.
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Topic #1036471
Anonymous - Karen obsessing again, said she has to clean "this area" and 0 Replies #1036471 6:54PM 11/07/2004
the knife before she did another thing.
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Topic #1036478
Tristin - Feed 1 is Jase and Scott in bathroom 0 Replies #1036478 6:56PM 11/07/2004
Jase says that he would not take A's little class.

Scott: How gay is that

Jase (I think) says she's not even an aerobics instructor but is trying to pass herself off as one. Scott says "Have you seen her ass lately?" Jase replies " HELLO HAIRY" (Ed: whatever that means)

Jase sits down and says it feels like they've been there forever...imagine what it will feel like after they've been there for a real long time. Scott wants BB to let him, Jase, Cowboy, Marvin and Drew go out to a club for a night. He says how cool would that be? We would just disappear.

Scott leaves bathroom (still only wearing one shoe for some reason) and Jase goes into the CB to see what Will has for clothes that he can borrow. Leaves CB and goes into WC...switching

Feed now shows Karen and Nic at the kitchen counter. Karen is making supper (some kind of chicken and stirfry stuff). I'm not sure what Nic is making. Karen is saying that she doesn't have a lot of experience cooking but likes to experiment. Nic feels the same way.

Nic wants to get some garlic out of the SR but they believe that Marvin is in the DR so she can't go in.

Nic and Karen discuss the food that is in the fridge and how they should use some of the tuna, etc so that it doesn't go bad. They say that people in the house say they don't like food like chicken but if it's cooked for them, they'll eat it anyway.

...posting
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Topic #1036504
Mirage - Jase and Scott wanted nothing to do with the exercise class, but... 0 Replies #1036504 7:04PM 11/07/2004
we now find them outside heckling the participants. One of them just flipped the bird, and laughed, but I am not sure if it was Jase or Scott.
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Topic #1036508
Tristin - Scott came outside and was standing watching A's class. He had a very negative expression 0 Replies #1036508 7:05PM 11/07/2004
on his face (he thinks it's absolutely ridiculous). When the class was over, he rolled his eyes and said to Cowboy "Tomorrow night, Savage's Navy Seal Training Program." He repeats it a few times.

(Ed note: What a pompous ass)
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Topic #1036509
JulesAna - Scott to Cowboy: Get the f out of there while you still have your manhood! 0 Replies #1036509 7:06PM 11/07/2004
Cowboy is stretching with Adria's class while Scott lifts weights.
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Topic #1036526
JulesAna - Scott explain the difficult nature of workouts during Navy Seal training. 0 Replies #1036526 7:10PM 11/07/2004
[ed note: An obvious slap to Adria's workout class.]
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Topic #1036619
bruhe - jase verifies that he was on the before spoken of modeling show linked earlier on jokers... 0 Replies #1036619 7:36PM 11/07/2004
he says he should have won but the voting was rigged.. actually that there was no real vote after the so called tie between he and another "model"
and jase just knew he was better than him because of (as he gestures over himself like a game show hostess showing off prizes) The Body
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Topic #1036636
amhlawyer - Holly breaks out into song 1 Replies #1036636 7:42PM 11/07/2004
She pushes up the corners of her eyes and sings, "I am Chinese if you please..." then she giggles.
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Karenell - "We Are Siamese, If You Please"--the cats sing it in Lady and the Tramp. NT #1036658 7:47PM 11/07/2004
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Topic #1036654
lacycatherine - Cowboy says grace before the HG's start eating NT 0 Replies #1036654 7:46PM 11/07/2004
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