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Topic #1032112
valentine - Adria to Nico: They Just Hate Me 0 Replies #1032112 4:08PM 10/07/2004
because they're intimidated! Because I'm married and I'm happied and they can't get no play with me!!! Scott keeps on rubbing up against me and trying to put his di*k on me and I'm sick of it!!!

Nico's hair is a color that I cannot describe. Is it yellow? Is it green? What is it? Maybe when it's dry I'll try to descibe it.

Nico is looking through Adria's clothes: This is really nice.

Adria: That?? I just brought that for something soft that's warm.

Nico: This is like, what I would wear when I want to dress up, look nice.

Adria: Well you can borrow it if you like.

All the while Adria is furiously whispering a lot of mean hate about what is going on. A country mile a minute.

Ed Note: She needs to chill out. She's losing it. They better get Dr. Drew in the DR to talk to her. Or some Xanax would help.
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Topic #1032121
valentine - Adria: You Couldn't Pay Me a Half-Million Dollars to Sleep with Jase. 0 Replies #1032121 4:10PM 10/07/2004
The thought makes me sick!!!

(inferring that she would need to do that to follow Holly's strategy)

Adria: I think we need to get back on that damn PBJ diet so people have better attitudes.
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Topic #1032126
Hypnotoad - adria> omg what if scott used the veto and took mike off the block and put me up against you NT 0 Replies #1032126 4:11PM 10/07/2004
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Topic #1032174
nojobny - Holly's sunburn 0 Replies #1032174 4:26PM 10/07/2004
Adria & Nic were talking in the wood room and Holly came in

- they were talking about holly's sunburn.

Holly: I thought I was gonna get tan, not burn. She tells Nic - I'm really pale. I'm lighter than you normally. Nic gets up and looks at her scalp.

Nic: wow, you are pale. That's how you can tell how someone's skin color.

Holly: Normally I just tank. I'm half Swedish so that's where I get the pale, but I'm also half Indian so normally I tank.

I decieded this summer I'm going destroy my skin. I'm just going to spend this summer laying out.
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Topic #1032181
nojobny - Adr /Nic / Dian have confirmed their alliance. Karen is also a part of it, but her 0 Replies #1032181 4:28PM 10/07/2004
role is to stay away so the boys don't suspect anything.

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Topic #1032184
valentine - Karen Did a Number on Diane 0 Replies #1032184 4:29PM 10/07/2004
She told her (as promised to Lori) that she is staying away from Diane, Nico, and Adria so that the girl alliance is less-obvious, but that she is still totally with them.

Diane totally bought it and is excitedly telling Nico and Adria about it. She feels so safe and wants to spread it around.

Adria is losing it again and repeating all her BS to Diane about Scott and Jase not liking her because she wouldn't put out.

Diane: Jase spent an hour outside kissing my ass today.

Nico is standing there during all this, snapping and tapping her foot. Folks, she's not a dancer and doesn't have much rhythm, I'm sorry to say. The hair is kind of silver on top, and the under part looks like a green popsicle--that's the best description at this time.

Nico is calling her brother Cowboy and saying he is just chilling with the guys.

Now Diane is saying that Marvin wanted to leave last night.

Ed Note: Diane, you don't know sh*t.
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Topic #1032190
nojobny - Diane: did you know Mar wanted to quit last night? 0 Replies #1032190 4:30PM 10/07/2004
Nic: Really, that's what I was hearing

Diane: He wanted to quit last night - just walk out. But when the doctor came in last night to look at his ankle, they talked him out of it.
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Topic #1032192
Anonymous - Adria, Nic and Diane talking 0 Replies #1032192 4:31PM 10/07/2004
Diane: Did you know Marvin wanted to leave last night? The doctor checked his ankle out in the morning....

Nic leaves, then Adria and Diane continue to talk about Marvin and how he is "negative" and should leave
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Topic #1032265
Anonymous - guys playing Golf and diane washing clothes. that is about all that is going on NT 0 Replies #1032265 4:51PM 10/07/2004
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Topic #1032289
valentine - Scotty-Too-Hotty-With-The-Body 0 Replies #1032289 4:56PM 10/07/2004
Scott yells during his golf match with Drew. They are in a tying play-off.

They have named the rubber duck April and play some holes requiring that you have to hit April before going in the hole.

Scott is narrating like a golf announcer.

Adira is laying out near them and the camera catches the hatred on her face as Scott dominates the backyard. He is having fun and being entertaining, and we all need that.

Lori is on the treadmill, laughing at him.

Lori: Hey Karen, that sandwich that you made me was so good!

Karen: I love cooking for you! You are always complimentary! I actually didn't cook it, I assembled it, but whatever.

Ed Note: Scott, the course where they held the open is Shinnecock. Don't strain yourself.
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Topic #1032315
Anonymous - Marvin and Jase talking about Marv's new clean sheets 0 Replies #1032315 5:01PM 10/07/2004
Marv: I'm gonna have fun with them sheets tonight...I'm gonna load some DNA on those mother's f____!
Jase laughs
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Topic #1032338
valentine - Will is Coaching Karen in the BR 0 Replies #1032338 5:06PM 10/07/2004
Will: If Diane and/or Adria come into power it is so important that you play up to them. Just tell them that you can control me and they I will vote however you tell me.

Karen: Diane came up to me and said, all snotty, where have you been all day?? I said, if we're confident, we don't need to spend every minute together. Just be cool and know we have a deal.

Will: Diane's game is so sloppy.

Karen: Some people are starting to lose it. Diane told Scott that he better be nice to her because she has more power than he thinks.

Will: Well, Diane is so sloppy.

Will started blow drying his hair and Karen was whispering to him. I couldn't hear, and I guess BB couldn't either, because:

BB: Will and Karen, would you mind not blow drying your hair, or stopping the whispering while you do it? (sexy female BB voice)

Their faces both drop, and Karen mouths the word "sh*t" because they're not sure who is in the house and heard that.

They both try to cover up.

Will: BB, you're crazy!!!

Karen: Yeah BB, like we're conspiring against the house.

Karen hightails it out of the BR to do damage control.
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Topic #1032410
valentine - Scott is In the Kitchen Making Savage Salmon 0 Replies #1032410 5:24PM 10/07/2004
while Marvin and Drew are both in there, hanging around.

Scott: We don't have half the sh*t I need to make this stuff, but I'll try.

He's upset that there is no aluminum foil, and no grill. He's spicing it up.

Now Marvin starts singing California by Dr. Dre/Tupac. And of course we get FISH. We come back, and Scott says, we should all do Tupac songs. And then he starts rapping a tune, and we're back to FISH.

Marvin said that Holly came up to him and said, you know you want me.

Marvin: Look Bitch! You microphone stand! You ain't my type.
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Topic #1032423
valentine - Diane Comes in the Kitchen and They Stop Trashing the Girls 0 Replies #1032423 5:29PM 10/07/2004
Diane wants Marvin to wake her up with her laundry is done. She doesn't want anyone messing with her clothes. She's going to take a nap.

Drew: Hey Diane! Do you want a snuggle partner?

Diane: C'mon and join me.

Drew gets up and goes in to the cloud room after her.

Diane: Just wait til we get in bed. It's going to be so comfortable.

Drew: That's what you say to Scott, too.

Drew, in bed now: Oh yeah, we've got to cuddle.

Diane: Cuddling, oh yeah! I want you to kiss my back tonight.

Drew: Oh no.

Diane: I don't want to piss Vanessa off.

Drew: What???

Diane: That's why I hang out with Scott. He always tells me about her. I did get some action from you last night.

Drew: Yeah, you did.

Diane: You put your hand on my hip. And I was thinking, please don't ever take your hand off my hip.

Drew: And then I took my hand off your hip??

Diane: Yep.

Drew: Good.
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Topic #1032437
valentine - Drew Has Some Game, Flirting with Diane 0 Replies #1032437 5:35PM 10/07/2004
while they are "napping". They're not really snuggling, just close. He made fun of her t-shirt, which says "Primadonna" on it.

Diane: I'll keep you around as long as I can.

Drew: Will you? That's good.

Diane: Dude, if you make it to the end, my vote is yours.

Drew: Same for me. I'm voting for the Prima Donna. She's the sh*t.

They banter back and forth about how skinny Diane is. Now she can't stop herself from strategizing.

Diane: You like A, don't you? I heard that some of the guys are talking about putting her up, and I'm not going along with that in any way, shape or form.

Drew: I think talking about that is irrelevant right now. At least until someone gets HOH. I think she's cool. I'd keep her in for the backbends alone.

Diane: Well, I'd use the veto to take her out and put myself in. I'm just letting you know.

Ed Note: Adria would kick her ass if she knew she was saying all this. Will is right: She is sloppy.
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Topic #1032454
nojobny - Another Holly-ism 0 Replies #1032454 5:42PM 10/07/2004
I know this woman who's boobs are so big, it looks like she has a butt on her chest. She's got two butts.
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Topic #1032459
nojobny - Holly: You're going to be one big bleep 0 Replies #1032459 5:44PM 10/07/2004
She's tallking about how much Marvin curses.

They're only going to show you cooking. You're going to look like a homemaker, but you never say a word.
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Topic #1032472
nojobny - Karen: isn't this the cheesiest place you've ever seen 0 Replies #1032472 5:50PM 10/07/2004
those flowers there are the cheapest artificial flowers you can get. They're like the kind you get in a dollar store.

And that tile there is the cheap stuff they use in nursery schools so they can replace it when kids throw up.

Marvin: they say reality tv is the cheapest tv to make

Karen: I hear the sets on The Price is Right is made with duct tape and glitter

ooooh, what a surprise- shark tank!
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Topic #1032489
nojobny - Jase: Hey guys, what time is it? It's Saturday - we're on TV. Hol: OMG it doesn't feel like Sat NT 2 Replies #1032489 5:57PM 10/07/2004
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Gorf - Was Scott not Jase who said it :) NT #1032529 6:20PM 10/07/2004
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nojobny - TY NT #1032574 6:37PM 10/07/2004
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Topic #1032490
valentine - They All Think They're On TV Right Now 0 Replies #1032490 5:58PM 10/07/2004
because they don't know the show is pre-empted tonight.

Scott: My Mom is glued right now. She's a reality TV freak.

Holly and Scott hugged for a long time. He joked that he was getting happy and need to step into the bathroom for awhile.

He told her they are making penne pasta with a red sauce that she can eat since she is a vegetarian. She starts laughing about some vegetarian sh*t.

Scott, staring at her: Do you snort around anybody besides me? Because I don't hear it in front of other people. But you do it around me A LOT.

Scott's football number was 81.

Adria is chopping up stuff for the pasta.
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Topic #1032517
kattbee - Mike and Marvin were debating 0 Replies #1032517 6:12PM 10/07/2004
whose stories were the worst to listen to between Karen and Holly, Marvin said he would rather listen to Holly. Mike said Karen had repeated the same dog story five times. He then said Lori's stories were the best. All of Mike's comments were said while he held the Bible covering the lower part of his face.
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Topic #1032532
Anonymous - scott talking about crapping all over everything...NASTY NT 0 Replies #1032532 6:21PM 10/07/2004
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Topic #1032565
valentine - Katie Couric 0 Replies #1032565 6:32PM 10/07/2004
2 feeds are on Diane and Drew, chatting after their nap.

The other 2 are on Holly and Jase in the HOH room.

All of a sudden we hear Will say: They say Katie Couric is Hitler's bitch.

And we get FISH.

Now we're back, and Will is saying nice things about Katie. About the wing on the hospital he works in that she paid for. All the work she does to educate and prevent colon cancer.

Lori says its sad that her husband died, but isn't she with someone now?

Will starts to say that she is with a Big Dog, Tom Werner, that produced the Cosby Show, and we get FISH.

Once we're back, Will is listing all his Tivo habits:

Oprah, Dateline, Today Show, Queer Eye

He says Queer Eye is tired now, but he watches it because Carson in so funny.
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Topic #1032570
BBaron - Inside lockdown NT 0 Replies #1032570 6:35PM 10/07/2004
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Topic #1032579
valentine - OMG. Marvin Cracks Me Up 0 Replies #1032579 6:40PM 10/07/2004
Scott said dinner should be ready in about 10 minutes

Marvin: Sh*t. You could've cooked a turkey for as long as you've been in here. The motherfu**ker should be done! I'll eat me some salmon raw.

Adria says they are running out of ingredients.

Mike, speaks: 13 is a lot of people to feed, isn't it Adria?

Ed Note: I would love it if she would say, My Name is Adria, but I Would Prefer it if you Called Me Natalie.
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