Joker's Updates - CBS Big Brother USA 11 Live Updates Start July 9 after BB11 Premiere, Spoilers, News, Interviews, Chats, and more!

10:10 AM	Thank-you updaters!! You are the best!! NT
2:46 PM	Thank you Jokers for another great summer and season. BB12, pleace come fast!<3 NT
1:18 PM	Joker updaters Rule!! Fantastic job!! Thanks a million!! NT
8:13 PM	Sorry, it's DUN. it's over! we lost. it hurts!!! My feeds were out for at least 20 minutes will do recap soon! NT
7:26 PM	Real Player hilarious gameshow w/Jeff & Jordan & additional audience participants (Long Post, Read More...) Jordan says Jeff is throwing stones at her b4 the game even starts! 1. Jordo gets asked what a black & tan is? She thinks of a Black & blue & gets buzzed cuz she runs out of time but says Guiness & yinkgling. It is half stout, half ale. 2. Team Jeff: What year did the Pill become available to women in the USA? I think it was 1962 but the guys are lost, OMG, rofl, they guessed 1931. It was may 1960. 3. Team Jordo: what is vodka made from? omg, Jordo & her team think WATER, omg, rofl. Jeff says the correct answer; potato! 4. team Jeff: How many tablespoons in a something? Jeff said 16 and it was the correct answer. Jordo is getting sassy! 5. Team Jordo: what is the accellerator on a motorcylce called? Jordo says the Gas. her teammates say throttle. Girls run out of time. It is the throttle, girls get the point! 6. Team Jeff: you went shopping w/Jordo & she got her makeup done, what is the diff btw Foundation & concealer? One of Jeff's teammates knew the answer! Chelsia gives team Jordan a cheer cuz they are losing bad! 7. team Jordan: what are the three wires in an electrical power cord? the girls don't know & Chelsia automatically gives the guys a point. They go back to audience questions & did they know Natalie connected her hair tie to the key in the roll log comp? They didn't know but Jeff said they were talking about it earlier. the audience also pointed out that Kev was cheating by watching the gears shift so he could tell which way the log was going to roll. they say Cheaters never Win!!!! It is going too fast, i missed the last question, sorry1!!

7:16 PM	The Q&A on RealPlayer went really fast but it was great & J & J were hilarious together, this is a summary of the 1st hour (inside) (Long Post, Read More...) Chelsia was really good at fielding questions live from posters in the RP chat rooms, our own MaggieMae & Kixx & a few others had their questions asked. She also took questions from the audience. These are in random order & not exactly in the order that they were asked; A woman in the audience asked Jeff if he would pretend like he was watering the garden & take his shirt off? Jeff started blushing & said he would leave the shirtless stuff to jessie but maybe he would have something private for the lady after the show!@!! (the lady was mid-forties & heavyset) Jeff also thanked this lady for the gifts she got J&J, including stuffed penguins. Did they know what a liar Natalie was? Jordan said she was totally surprised. In the beginning, she thought she looked older than 18 but she acted so young & immature that Jordan believed her. Will they go to Natalie's wedding? Jordo just laughed & looked at Jeff & he said he would be friends w/anyone in the house that wanted to be friends with him & pointed out that he & Russell had a good time in the Jury House & have been talking. It was referenced that Natalie was angling for some kind of a big BB wedding & Jeff said 'good luck with that". He closed by saying he would be 'honored' to be invited to her wedding but he was hearing some things so he would just have to wait and see if it happens. A man in the audience asked Jeff about his use of the F word as a derogatory statement, referencing Jeff's possible homophobia & asked J&J how they would vote in the Washington state gay marriage referendum (the chat is live from Seattle, Wachington) Jeff was very apologetic and sincere when he talked about how disrespectful his words were & Jordan said her Uncle is gay & she works at a Hair Salon which was hilarious!!! ok, second half just started, i will write more later~!
6:15 PM	Live w/Chelsia Have any of you had job offers from the real world? YEs but we need to get home & settle down & then look at the offers NT
5:44 PM	Thanks for another GREAT yearThank you to all the updaters this year, great job! Can't wait till next year. Love Big Brother!!!
3:43 AM	Super job updaters..Thanks so very much for another great year!!! NT
1:20 AM	The Feed is now Over, it hurts, we lost NT
1:17 AM	lost 40 minutes was some chick hosting, almost no HG visited and the real player people read chat saying they were getting burned sothe camera dude told us to ***** off and flipped us off. The RP chick said he was just kidding and the feed is now over guests of the past 40 min included BB6 April and Maggie. They then stayed behind the camera reading questions to that missy chick who works for real player I guess.
12:35 AM	BB6 April joins Howie and Mich for the interview. NT
12:30 AM	Howie interviewing Michelle... they are answering questions from the RP chat room. NT
12:27 AM	I am out, nite all! NT
12:12 AM	Howie now has the mic & is talking too loud right into it so you can barely understand what he is saying talking to Jordo NT
12:09 AM	James saying his romance w/ROnno was shortlived cuz Ronnos white skin blinded him! NT
12:07 AM	Jeff saying he was hammered yesterday & now he is getting that way again, Lyd said no comment to wrking 4 Heather Mills NT
12:05 AM	Jesse throwing stones @ James who has been funny & great & now Jesse is making Jordo very uncomfortable NT
12:04 AM	Jesse is telling us how entertaining he is & how much he tries to be as he spreads out his legs & arms & tries to take over the whole sofa! NT
12:03 AM	Jesse ruins Jeff's story about how the lights work int he M rooms! NT
12:02 AM	Jesse saying it is sad that 2 seasons in a row he could not win the hearts & minds of America! NT
12:01 AM	Jesse now sitting next to Lydia, Ronnie leaves & James said he lost his showmance mate! J&J still there! NT
11:58 PM	Jeff throwing fun stones at his booker that James uses now! NT
11:56 PM	Lydia demanded a kiss w/Jordo for giving her a vote but Jordo would only do the cheek! NT
11:55 PM	James asking Ronnie to show his tits to everyone! now Lydia has joined everyone! NT

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